The Shepherd.
@hourglassmeadow.bsky.social
Arghh... another ENA troublemaker.
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// yooooo
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December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
// yooooo
Yeah yeah, whatever. Do not mention it. Seriously, or I'll knock you as far as I can.
[ Grabby hands. Reaching out and putting her head back on. Retrieving her hat from the ground and putting it back in place. ]
Bless you for your assistance!
Bless you for your assistance!
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yeah yeah, whatever. Do not mention it. Seriously, or I'll knock you as far as I can.
(dragging its hand down its face and sighing) (walking over and scooping up her head with the curved part of the staff like an egg on a spoon and walking it over to her body)
[ Slowly growing more distant ] Highly inconveniencing. Would you mind assisting me
look at it rooollll
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(dragging its hand down its face and sighing) (walking over and scooping up her head with the curved part of the staff like an egg on a spoon and walking it over to her body)
look at it rooollll
[ Her head falls to the ground like a fucked up ball and starts rolling away ]
( swinging at her with Zero hesitation )
December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
look at it rooollll
( swinging at her with Zero hesitation )
Fucking do it, I dare you.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
( swinging at her with Zero hesitation )
Hold still, I'll deal with it.
( Raising her staff like a bat. )
( Raising her staff like a bat. )
Oh, please, pardon me of my sins, Your Great and Merciful Majesty. Should I smash my face into a rock until it's unrecognizable?
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hold still, I'll deal with it.
( Raising her staff like a bat. )
( Raising her staff like a bat. )
You're an ƎNA, and one that didn't even bother with the courtesy of having a unique face at that.
What's your PROBLEM.
...
( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You're an ƎNA, and one that didn't even bother with the courtesy of having a unique face at that.
...
( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
Ah, you're exactly right! Please accept my apologies! Social distancing is still a vital practicement.
Ew ew ew ew ugly.
( Pushing her away with her crook. )
( Pushing her away with her crook. )
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
...
( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
( Purposefully coughing Once in her direction. )
Ew ew ew ew ugly.
( Pushing her away with her crook. )
( Pushing her away with her crook. )
Why the fuck do you look like me.
That's disgusting, wanting to kiss an ƎNA.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ew ew ew ew ugly.
( Pushing her away with her crook. )
( Pushing her away with her crook. )
That's disgusting, wanting to kiss an ƎNA.
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That's disgusting, wanting to kiss an ƎNA.
ƎNA-pattern baldness. You have seven days to save your hair.
[ Staring at it for a few moments, ]
... What's my forecast?
... What's my forecast?
( Taking the picture after like Fifteen Minutes. Wordlessly showing it to ƎNA. Bald. )
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ƎNA-pattern baldness. You have seven days to save your hair.
( Taking the picture after like Fifteen Minutes. Wordlessly showing it to ƎNA. Bald. )
Understood!
[ Holding perfectly still like a statue ]
[ Holding perfectly still like a statue ]
I'm checking your temperature. Hold still.
( Pulling out one of those old-timey cameras that take forever to actually take a picture. )
( Pulling out one of those old-timey cameras that take forever to actually take a picture. )
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
( Taking the picture after like Fifteen Minutes. Wordlessly showing it to ƎNA. Bald. )
I'm checking your temperature. Hold still.
( Pulling out one of those old-timey cameras that take forever to actually take a picture. )
( Pulling out one of those old-timey cameras that take forever to actually take a picture. )
? What are you doing 😊?
( Moving its hand up to her forehead and pushing her bangs back. Bald )
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm checking your temperature. Hold still.
( Pulling out one of those old-timey cameras that take forever to actually take a picture. )
( Pulling out one of those old-timey cameras that take forever to actually take a picture. )
( Moving its hand up to her forehead and pushing her bangs back. Bald )
[ . . . Not entirely sure why she did this in the first place but she's not stopping? ]
( Squinting. Scowling. Not actually moving her hand away. )
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
( Moving its hand up to her forehead and pushing her bangs back. Bald )
Reposted by The Shepherd.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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( Squinting. Scowling. Not actually moving her hand away. )
[ Immediately pacified? However instead of crying she bites its hand. Gently. Like a kitten ]
( Putting her hand over her mouth )
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
( Squinting. Scowling. Not actually moving her hand away. )
( Putting her hand over her mouth )
,
[ Face slooowly scrunching up like a small child about to cry ]
[ Face slooowly scrunching up like a small child about to cry ]
( Smacking the back of her head. )
Don't do that again.
Don't do that again.
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
( Putting her hand over her mouth )
( Smacking the back of her head. )
Don't do that again.
Don't do that again.
I thought it would be most effective to provide solidifiable proof!
( Covering her ears. )
I ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW I DIDN'T SAY TO.
I ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW I DIDN'T SAY TO.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
( Smacking the back of her head. )
Don't do that again.
Don't do that again.
Reposted by The Shepherd.
[ Walking out of the Lonely Door and pulling this shit on Froggy, Coral, and Dratula ]
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
[ Walking out of the Lonely Door and pulling this shit on Froggy, Coral, and Dratula ]
( Covering her ears. )
I ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW I DIDN'T SAY TO.
I ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW I DIDN'T SAY TO.
[ Making this noise virtually unprompted ]
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
( Covering her ears. )
I ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW I DIDN'T SAY TO.
I ASKED IF YOU KNEW HOW I DIDN'T SAY TO.
Do you know how to scream?
[ Absolutely fucking devastated, ] THEY'WE GOING TO SEND ME TO HELL BEFOWE I DIE.
. . . I've never visited! I ought to begin studifying the language!
. . . I've never visited! I ought to begin studifying the language!
The act is what's judged.
( Putting a dog up to her ear like she's getting a call. )
Yeah? Uh huh? They just told me you're going to Catholic Hell when you die. They don't want to deal with you.
( Putting a dog up to her ear like she's getting a call. )
Yeah? Uh huh? They just told me you're going to Catholic Hell when you die. They don't want to deal with you.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do you know how to scream?
The act is what's judged.
( Putting a dog up to her ear like she's getting a call. )
Yeah? Uh huh? They just told me you're going to Catholic Hell when you die. They don't want to deal with you.
( Putting a dog up to her ear like she's getting a call. )
Yeah? Uh huh? They just told me you're going to Catholic Hell when you die. They don't want to deal with you.
i'm sowwy... i didn't MEAN to......
I do if you're going to go around disrespecting our Great Runas with your falsehoods.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The act is what's judged.
( Putting a dog up to her ear like she's getting a call. )
Yeah? Uh huh? They just told me you're going to Catholic Hell when you die. They don't want to deal with you.
( Putting a dog up to her ear like she's getting a call. )
Yeah? Uh huh? They just told me you're going to Catholic Hell when you die. They don't want to deal with you.
Reposted by The Shepherd.
I do if you're going to go around disrespecting our Great Runas with your falsehoods.
auuuwwhh... i knew that awweady... you don't have to wemind me......!!!
They do.
( Putting a hand on her shoulder and smiling. )
Just remember you deserve every bad thing that happens to you from now on.
( Putting a hand on her shoulder and smiling. )
Just remember you deserve every bad thing that happens to you from now on.
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I do if you're going to go around disrespecting our Great Runas with your falsehoods.