follow up: planet fitness locations in my city are all closing for 24 hours this week to remove the lunk alarms. they are also changing their brand colour identity to a lighter shade of purple

“Only” want sex
only “want” sex
only want “sex”

I’m building a lab today

I’ve done it before and I can do it again

side project: find out how to efficiently locate the ten worst articles on @textfiles.com

internet: assemble

tonight and every night, we publish ten of the worst articles on @textfiles.com and attribute them to Louis until he caves or is credited with everything on the Internet

I grew up on this and please let me suggest that a touch of marmite and/or sliced marshmallows on it set me on a lifelong path to recovery

This is a big enough spot (and a new enough truck) that I’m not going to use my touch-up kit. I know enough about myself to know that I’m no good at drywall, auto paint, or self-reflection. Damage like this should be able to be under the deductible though

so Ottawa people if you know a good paint blending shop that doesn’t blow the doors off a small non-insurance job, I’m open to hearing it

Kevin Gillis gave a talk a few weeks ago at the NAC and I got him to sign a copy of this album on vinyl; it’s going on the wall

no more dried beef after seven pm

Well it’s been falling from the ceiling since I was a kid, but since falling fire fluff has been a default condition for a long time I feel like there’s a good probability that it’s been tested

No, it’s mostly pigeon shit mixed with cellulose fibres these days

there is a chainsaw sound effect being used as a percussive element