hoverbeaver
@hoverbeaver.pinball.horse
Hairy humanist. Proud progressive red seal sparky. Electrical educator. Pinball Lizard. Brewer. Radio. Traiiiiiins. Union by choice. He/him. Views are my own… of course.
fine-tuning the CPAP settings means tomorrow could be awesome or tomorrow could be the longest day of the year
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
fine-tuning the CPAP settings means tomorrow could be awesome or tomorrow could be the longest day of the year
you're supposed to learn something every day; today you can learn about the time ottawa tried to ban the jamaican beef patty
Waging war on the Jamaican patty: Canada’s bizarre beef with the delicious snack | Patty vs Patty
YouTube video by CBC Docs
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December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
you're supposed to learn something every day; today you can learn about the time ottawa tried to ban the jamaican beef patty
transformers assemble
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
transformers assemble
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
hey, let’s drive to toronto this weekend, he said, it’ll be fun, he said
but people in toronto don’t know how to drive
but people in toronto don’t know how to drive
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
hey, let’s drive to toronto this weekend, he said, it’ll be fun, he said
but people in toronto don’t know how to drive
but people in toronto don’t know how to drive
old gregg’s sausage roll
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
old gregg’s sausage roll
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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
"I think we can all agree this kind of thing is why realism in art has always been a mistake.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
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do i know anyone that is really into sake? i kinda want to host a tasting and have an excuse to make some traditional japanese food for friends this winter
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
do i know anyone that is really into sake? i kinda want to host a tasting and have an excuse to make some traditional japanese food for friends this winter
feeling cute
might get okay and jump in my truck car later
*revs chainsaw*
might get okay and jump in my truck car later
*revs chainsaw*
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
feeling cute
might get okay and jump in my truck car later
*revs chainsaw*
might get okay and jump in my truck car later
*revs chainsaw*
am sharing a workshop with someone whose algorithm is feeding him ai country music
one song that has played twice now has the chorus “i’ll get okay, no tears, just whiskey and truck cars” and i’m thinking of just walking toward the light and letting the universe scatter my electrons
one song that has played twice now has the chorus “i’ll get okay, no tears, just whiskey and truck cars” and i’m thinking of just walking toward the light and letting the universe scatter my electrons
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
am sharing a workshop with someone whose algorithm is feeding him ai country music
one song that has played twice now has the chorus “i’ll get okay, no tears, just whiskey and truck cars” and i’m thinking of just walking toward the light and letting the universe scatter my electrons
one song that has played twice now has the chorus “i’ll get okay, no tears, just whiskey and truck cars” and i’m thinking of just walking toward the light and letting the universe scatter my electrons
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
hands-down one of my favourite things to do is prototype control panels
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
hands-down one of my favourite things to do is prototype control panels
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part of what I like about Mamdani is his admission that housing affordability is a more complex problem than either building more housing or expanding rent control. You need to do both in order to protect the most vulnerable now and improve the problem long term.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
part of what I like about Mamdani is his admission that housing affordability is a more complex problem than either building more housing or expanding rent control. You need to do both in order to protect the most vulnerable now and improve the problem long term.
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if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.
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this is what happens when your entire political consciousness is based around getting in social media dunks
the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
this is what happens when your entire political consciousness is based around getting in social media dunks
this is how i used to get books from the ottawa public library sent to manotick by interlibrary loan in the early nineties
I'm interested in it because it's used with the Dynix Automated Library System, used by a ton of libraries in the 80s and 90s. It's currently not available in any form (but I'm working on it)
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
this is how i used to get books from the ottawa public library sent to manotick by interlibrary loan in the early nineties
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BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
jumping jacks track
Lisa - Jump Shout (1983 Remix)
YouTube video by esacnitsuj1
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
jumping jacks track
butt kickers and arm huggers
A Whiter Shade of Pale
YouTube video by Munich Machine - Topic
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
butt kickers and arm huggers
i dropped six stone this year and me mates are all moochin askin me what’s the rub and bruv there’s nowt to it, i jes ask em to hold the pea wet on me smack barms
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i dropped six stone this year and me mates are all moochin askin me what’s the rub and bruv there’s nowt to it, i jes ask em to hold the pea wet on me smack barms
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A 2021 study in Ontario found that, of those people who were employed when they died of an overdose, 1/3 worked in the trades. And in BC, it's half.
How opioid deaths are hollowing out the construction industry
Workers in the skilled trades make up a large share of overdoses fatalities, at a time when their labour is needed more than ever
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A 2021 study in Ontario found that, of those people who were employed when they died of an overdose, 1/3 worked in the trades. And in BC, it's half.
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2025
I am trash man
314 DEAD OSTRICHES
my main observation about tokyo was that everything there made noise, to the point where it was basically a continuous and overwhelming wall of sound
this man accurately depicts the experience
also, japanese train otaku absolutely foam at a different level
this man accurately depicts the experience
also, japanese train otaku absolutely foam at a different level
口から出る音でJR常磐線【フルバージョン】
YouTube video by ヒューマントレイン
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
my main observation about tokyo was that everything there made noise, to the point where it was basically a continuous and overwhelming wall of sound
this man accurately depicts the experience
also, japanese train otaku absolutely foam at a different level
this man accurately depicts the experience
also, japanese train otaku absolutely foam at a different level