Howard Dalton
@howarddalton.bsky.social
“People who love animals once loved people.” - Howard Moss
“Survivable” is not an endorsement
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Survivable” is not an endorsement
Reposted by Howard Dalton
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
I thought he was dying of cancer
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I thought he was dying of cancer
Reposted by Howard Dalton
Me: Raccoonobahn is closed due to snow.
Furnando: Hold my beer.
Furnando: Hold my beer.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me: Raccoonobahn is closed due to snow.
Furnando: Hold my beer.
Furnando: Hold my beer.
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
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December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
We, too, partake of that good zealotry stuff
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We, too, partake of that good zealotry stuff
Absofuckinglutely not
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Absofuckinglutely not
46g of sugar per bottle
RIP Anna
RIP Anna
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
46g of sugar per bottle
RIP Anna
RIP Anna
Daily, results vary and are generally unreliable. I have a pretty dedicated search habit history and yet it seems to get worse and defy the supposed algorithm. I find modifying the terms and parameters helps but again, not always reliable.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Daily, results vary and are generally unreliable. I have a pretty dedicated search habit history and yet it seems to get worse and defy the supposed algorithm. I find modifying the terms and parameters helps but again, not always reliable.