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“People who love animals once loved people.” - Howard Moss
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It’s 2:18 AM PST and I am in bed doomscrolling with a cat hbu
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This is obviously total thuggery, but, in my limited capacity as a short-lived former letter carrier for USPS: it is also a completely empty bluff. Fucking good luck to Amazon doing last mile delivery to every address in the US.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It sounds like they were colluding with Trump’s handlers to keep him deluded.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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In this household we love an LGBTQ-affirming Christian / pop / Christmas queen ✨
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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listen

I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before

but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The main institutions of the Federal Government—White House, Supreme Court and Congress—are in complete shambles.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
10/10
Couldn’t love this t-shirt more
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It baffles me how many universities are willing to cut departments to the bone in order sell out to an unproven and unprofitable technology.
My employer, Dartmouth College, today boasts it's 1st Ivy "to launch AI at an institutional scale." It is doing this by partnering--"more than a collaboration"--with Anthropic, a company that stole the books of many faculty, me included, which many of us are suing.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Pretty much the worst case scenario for the kind of person behind a half trillion dollar co. contracted to build spyware for our country 🥜🥜🥜🥜
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Re the Jan 6 pipe bomber being arrested, I need background on the investigation and all evidence laid out before I believe anything anything this FBI says.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
You mean the vehicle where as a kid you sat in the very back without a seatbelt which meant you’d almost catapult into the front seat at sudden stops?
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Me: Raccoonobahn is closed due to snow.

Furnando: Hold my beer.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Newp
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fuck Jimmy Fallon and his appeasement. Did the same thing with Trump in 2016.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bursts into tears because she had to go into hiding and write a tell-all memoir… in Malibu
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
An unexpected humbling and satisfying thumbed-nose to moon landing conspiracies.
Can We See Apollo 11 From Earth?
YouTube video by Science You Can Do
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey you guuuuys!
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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They thought it was an act! They assumed Hegseth was insincere in his open advocacy of war crimes because they too are insincere in their beliefs.

I also think this is why the media lets so many Trump insanities slide: they assume he is insincere because they are too!
This person who openly advocates war crimes, who lobbied for pardons for war criminals, and repeatedly disdains the laws and ethics of war, the one we confirmed as Secretary of Defense, turns out to have done war crimes. Shocking!

(But hey, if they're finally coming around, better late than never.)
GOP Senator Says Reporting on Hegseth’s Kill Order ‘Shocked Us All’
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Worried about him
Hope he’s ok
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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honestly think media downplay trump's mental state partly because they have, like, a thematic problem with there being two sleepy presidents in a row
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM