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Howard Dalton
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“People who love animals once loved people.” - Howard Moss
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It’s 2:18 AM PST and I am in bed doomscrolling with a cat hbu
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Me: Raccoonobahn is closed due to snow.

Furnando: Hold my beer.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Reagan and both Bushes had the mental wherewithal to not not vomit racism every time they spoke in front of a camera.
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Newp
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Fuck Jimmy Fallon and his appeasement. Did the same thing with Trump in 2016.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bursts into tears because she had to go into hiding and write a tell-all memoir… in Malibu
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
An unexpected humbling and satisfying thumbed-nose to moon landing conspiracies.
Can We See Apollo 11 From Earth?
YouTube video by Science You Can Do
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hey you guuuuys!
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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They thought it was an act! They assumed Hegseth was insincere in his open advocacy of war crimes because they too are insincere in their beliefs.

I also think this is why the media lets so many Trump insanities slide: they assume he is insincere because they are too!
This person who openly advocates war crimes, who lobbied for pardons for war criminals, and repeatedly disdains the laws and ethics of war, the one we confirmed as Secretary of Defense, turns out to have done war crimes. Shocking!

(But hey, if they're finally coming around, better late than never.)
GOP Senator Says Reporting on Hegseth’s Kill Order ‘Shocked Us All’
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Worried about him
Hope he’s ok
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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honestly think media downplay trump's mental state partly because they have, like, a thematic problem with there being two sleepy presidents in a row
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t know how we come out of this without making people like Brooke Rollins suffer for her actions in a publicly humiliating way so that we never have experience this ghoulish behavior in public office again.
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Does anti-woke mean anti-awake now
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ok so maybe I need a bootleg copy of this stat
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Fuck this shit.”

- RFK Jr’s brainworm upon reading American Canto and exiting from his right nostril
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
He’s mid ear flap
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
50 years of exquisite catastrophizing in my back pocket and I feel confident predicting this is going to destroy countless lives, including Trump’s.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Curious what happens in recruiting offices today when someone walks in and says they want to commit war crimes just like this.
Hegseth: "As President Trump always has our back, we always have the back of our commanders who are making decisions in difficult situations. All these strikes, they're making judgement calls ensuring they defend the American people. They've done the right things. We'll keep doing that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i think it goes underappreciated that there are no ads here
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Man, whatever is in those Epstein files must be Mordor-level bad
Matt Gaetz, James O’Keefe, and Laura Loomer have replaced the Pentagon press corps.

I am not kidding. Look at the thread below.

One of the military’s most critical lines of accountability is now a closed-circuit conspiracy carousel.
moments after Matt Gaetz asks a question at the Pentagon press briefing, Laura Loomer gets her turn
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Butthead-looking mfer
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The fix is in!
Pentagon abruptly calls a press conference for 11 am. Or, since hard-pass holders are now right-wing orgs & influencers, something orchestrated but flavored like a press conference: "For in-person attendance, this briefing is limited to invited press only. There is no Zoom call dial-in available."
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I’ve worked in tech, media, finance, and politics and each industry has its own strengths and flaws. But the most thin skinned people? Tech, hands down. Finance people don’t tell themselves they’re saving the world
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM