Howard Zyn
@howardzyn.bsky.social
A People’s History of the United Vapes
*The most disheveled, exhausted liberal arts professor in history*: “So, in conclusion, while they were called ‘National Socialists,’ the Nazi party was an explicitly right-wing, authoritarian movement. There were NO leftist Nazis. Any questions?”
Graham Platner: *raises right arm*
Graham Platner: *raises right arm*
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
*The most disheveled, exhausted liberal arts professor in history*: “So, in conclusion, while they were called ‘National Socialists,’ the Nazi party was an explicitly right-wing, authoritarian movement. There were NO leftist Nazis. Any questions?”
Graham Platner: *raises right arm*
Graham Platner: *raises right arm*
Palantir just added me to the Charlie Kirk Canary list because surveillance data shows I was not sufficiently aroused when watching an AI tribute where Christ is giving Charlie a sponge bath. Anyone know how to file for unemployment?
September 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Palantir just added me to the Charlie Kirk Canary list because surveillance data shows I was not sufficiently aroused when watching an AI tribute where Christ is giving Charlie a sponge bath. Anyone know how to file for unemployment?
Globalize the Enchilada
July 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Globalize the Enchilada
Look, what Grok said was problematic for sure, but I can’t stay mad at him, he made “808s and Heartbreak”
July 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Look, what Grok said was problematic for sure, but I can’t stay mad at him, he made “808s and Heartbreak”
conservatives will say Stalin was worse than Hitler because he started a famine, but then Israel does it and its all “Hamas would just use the food to build potato guns.”
July 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
conservatives will say Stalin was worse than Hitler because he started a famine, but then Israel does it and its all “Hamas would just use the food to build potato guns.”
“Dubai chocolate” is like the Turducken of slave labor
July 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Dubai chocolate” is like the Turducken of slave labor
u know Israel is cooked cuz my jewish boomer dad started referring to it as “the zionist project”
May 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
u know Israel is cooked cuz my jewish boomer dad started referring to it as “the zionist project”
In recognition of her public support for the children of Gaza, I’ve added Ms. Rachel to my hall pass
May 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In recognition of her public support for the children of Gaza, I’ve added Ms. Rachel to my hall pass
Swiss guard just got issued Glock 19s w switches
May 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Swiss guard just got issued Glock 19s w switches
they’re putting dual Pioneer subwoofers in the popemobile as we speak
May 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
they’re putting dual Pioneer subwoofers in the popemobile as we speak
Father, you’ve got nacho cheese and Taki dust all over your Chasuble!
May 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Father, you’ve got nacho cheese and Taki dust all over your Chasuble!
Fievel would’ve hated Israel 😞
May 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fievel would’ve hated Israel 😞
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Meiselas: That’s our message to you from the MeidasTouch Network: Grow a spine. Vote against cloture. Vote against the CR. The American people are with you. Stop this hostile government takeover. Fight for the people.
March 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Meiselas: That’s our message to you from the MeidasTouch Network: Grow a spine. Vote against cloture. Vote against the CR. The American people are with you. Stop this hostile government takeover. Fight for the people.
Chuck Schumer sold out American workers and laundered GOP attack on social programs to protect his stock portfolio. Giving lip service to the underserved while helping destroy their safety net is just “woke Republicanism.” When this is over, collaborators get their heads shaved.
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Chuck Schumer sold out American workers and laundered GOP attack on social programs to protect his stock portfolio. Giving lip service to the underserved while helping destroy their safety net is just “woke Republicanism.” When this is over, collaborators get their heads shaved.
preventing a lawsuit by warning the dentist I bite
January 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
preventing a lawsuit by warning the dentist I bite
buying angry eyelids for your Jeep Wrangler so everyone knows you’re mean is middle school coded
January 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
buying angry eyelids for your Jeep Wrangler so everyone knows you’re mean is middle school coded
the craziest thing about going to high school in the scene era was that the most predatory piece of shit you knew wore cat ears
January 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the craziest thing about going to high school in the scene era was that the most predatory piece of shit you knew wore cat ears
Clitoral Race Theory
January 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Clitoral Race Theory
My mood at work always improves so much after a boozy lunch meeting. Driving the ambulance is way more fun with a buzz. Weewoo weewoo!
January 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My mood at work always improves so much after a boozy lunch meeting. Driving the ambulance is way more fun with a buzz. Weewoo weewoo!
This is me , fashionably late to BS, shoutin “too many furries, where the big naturals at?!”
(showing up late to the party) wow this place fucking sucks. the vibes are bad. everyone having fun in here is fucking annoying. anyway, who wants to hang out
November 12, 2024 at 8:19 PM
This is me , fashionably late to BS, shoutin “too many furries, where the big naturals at?!”
Libs blaming black male voters for Trump pt2… u tried to cancel Chappelle the fuck u think was gonna happen
November 11, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Libs blaming black male voters for Trump pt2… u tried to cancel Chappelle the fuck u think was gonna happen
what I’m smoking
farter pack...is that anything
November 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
what I’m smoking
we are so back
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
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November 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
we are so back
I’d probably show up on Rogan with leftist talking points, but end up eating an 8th of shrooms and ranting about how we should ban cisgender athletics
The problem is that I can't imagine going on Joe Rogan and not being an absolute wokescold killjoy.
November 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I’d probably show up on Rogan with leftist talking points, but end up eating an 8th of shrooms and ranting about how we should ban cisgender athletics