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Hugh Keogh
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Honest squalor
Coming up on Love It Or List It, Kirsty will drive a JCB through Jocasta & Monty's new kitchen while Phil writes 'paedo' on the garage door
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A prehistoric 'car' that appears to require the driver to operate it by running, badly damaged by a giant rack of ribs
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This bullshit, Diamond Lights is unforgivable
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thanksgiving chat stalks my socials like a medieval plague. 99% of it slides past me but the idea that pies are, by default, sweet rather than savoury is anathema, it cannot be unchallenged.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Food idea: savoury bananas. Cheese & onion, cheese & bacon or cheese. Fuck me I'm onto something here. Stand by.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tuesday
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Fig (1) tastes exactly like fig (2). And I miss fig (2) so that's good.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Having enjoyed Andor I would like to see a Hi-de-Hi prequel telling the wartime adventures of Ted Bovis, Fred Quilley, Yvonne & Barry Stuart-Hargreaves & Mr Partridge. All gritty & full of peril.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Possible alternative/improvement
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A movie (ok, TV play) that takes place where you’re from.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Doomwatch (the film) on a channel called Together. Ian Bannen is great in this, well he's great in everything isn't he? Shame the original TV series was mostly wiped.
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I squatted down to pick up a shopping bag & my jeans ruptured from almost the knee up to the Kinder Surprise area. Absolutely savage behaviour from a hitherto solid trouser.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This look has never been bettered, encapsulated the randy-sailor-on-shore-leave, absolutely all bets are off, perfecto
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Who IS this appalling wanker commentating on Ireland v Boks on TNT?
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Unexpected as in 'doesn't resemble the original planning application'?
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
aka Dibnah's Nemesis. He'd have that lot down in 2 days
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's 10%, it's nearly 2 years past the use-by date, it's probably not a good idea but fuck it, yolo, etc.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
No. If anything the exact opposite.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If they mean 'kettle' then this is too expensive
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
*panicking*
"My name? It's er..."
*glances at nearest shop*
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thursday
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM