Hulk Hoagie
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WARNING: Extremely self-important
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my Beck, my Zach,
my Busey, and my Brak
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 7d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Bending your institution to meet the prejudices of your dumbest, meanest students is a surefire way to destroy a university.

Now any student can just scrawl “the Bible says this is wrong” on any test and skate to an A at the Oklahoma Football Outlet and Diploma Factory.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 7d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Public education has not failed; it has been failed by morons at the upper echelons like this who peddle industry talking points for tools that have no ethical or even practical use in the classroom, then pretend to speak for the whole teaching profession when they do so
Teachers need to know the tool
That’s what we are trying to do

And we are fighting for legal safeguards
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The US can seize a fucking oil rig without killing anybody but can't do the same thing with a "drug boat" a fraction of the size and manpower.

Morbidly laughable stuff. The US is a garbage country.
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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SCOOP — The White House instructed all federal agency leadership on Tuesday to send out a mandatory message to workers blaming the impending potential government shutdown on House Democrats, The Handbasket was first to learn. Absolutely no modifications to the email were permitted.

My story:
Trump mandates all federal agencies send email blaming Dems for potential gov’t shutdown
Workers call the partisan email "a vile slap in the face."
www.thehandbasket.co
September 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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People are getting fired just for posting verbatim what Charlie Kirk said.
Last year: Austin Peay State University learns prof is Nazi who went to Charlottesville rally. Admin drags heels, pays him $56k severance to leave

This week: APSU prof posts screenshot of headline - Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment- & is immediately fired
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you

"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)

Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It should not be surprising to anyone that a person who routinely dismissed empathy in life is receiving absolutely none of it in death.
September 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Good morning 🌞
September 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Saw the Superman movie last night and it was honestly pretty mid. It just made me want to see a standalone Mr. Terrific movie because Edi Gathegi chewed up every single scene he was in.
August 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I can’t stop thinking about how the Access Hollywood tape came out before the election even happened, yet suddenly we have people concerned that the President might have lied about being a sexual predator who were totally fine with it when he told the truth about being a sexual predator

very grim
July 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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He was very publicly known to be a sex pest & rapist who liked young girls, yet the message we gave him & the world was “no prob u can be president, twice.” It rules that we’re pulling that rug out on him now but man we really gotta reckon with the colossal moral failure of letting it get this far.
July 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Love Mehdi Hasan but I truly don't know why he would bother giving fascist arguments even the pretense of validity by agreeing to the 1v20 shit the other day. Shit's structured from the ground-up to never convince anyone and just gives out-and-proud Nazis like these a platform they don't deserve
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Clueless response, and I hope her death comes sooner than she thinks.
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
if you live in Texas and you see Ted Cruz go on vacation you should immediately start buying emergency supplies and hide in your basement because he has an uncanny way of never being there during a disaster
July 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Re: violence against lawmakers

Good reaction: 2017 shooting that hospitalized Rep. Steve Scalise. Quickly, unequivocally condemned by members of both parties.

Bad reaction : 2022 home invasion that hospitalized Rep. Nancy Pelosi's husband. Mocking, cheering, and conspiracy theories from the right.
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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There is only one side in American politics that consistently supports and endorses political violence. People need to stop being afraid to say so.
June 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I've been with the same fixed-point wireless ISP for several years. Every single summer, there's foliage that obstructs the access point that services my house. Every single summer, I've had to call my ISP to get them to send out a tech to trim the foliage.
June 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This picture is the sort of hack job I'd crank out in a minute or less in MS Paint. It'd be embarrassing if it didn't have potentially lethal ramifications.
Here’s what a pathological liar does. Here’s what a pathetically inept liar does. I mean, the so-called MS 13 tattoo is so obviously faker.
April 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Can't wait for MAGAts to breathlessly trot out this article to excuse extraordinary rendition to a death camp while making no effort to read past the headline or understand what due process is. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/wif...
Wife of man mistakenly deported to El Salvador filed for protective order against him in 2021, documents show
Kilmar Abrego Garcia's wife sought and received a temporary protective order against him in May 2021. The case was dismissed the following month after she failed to appear for a hearing.
www.cbsnews.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Breaking: Astronomers found strong evidence for life on exoplanet K2-18b, 124 light-years away. It’s in the habitable zone, with potential biosignatures like those from Earth. More data is needed to confirm or rule out non-biological sources. 😮
April 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I'll be real with you folks, if I had the Death Note I would run out of pages
April 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM