Girlfriend giving me a foot massage reaches for the coconut oil.
Me, referring to my callous well worn feet: ur definitely gonna need some of that to handle These Leather Daddies

I’m making a mini spiral stair case for my mini natural history museum

Finishes sucking a dick *smashes it against my forehead like a beer can*

I did. Because it does.

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Some hubub at my new bird feeder

My next miniature idea is a miniature natural history museum using my baby teeth as an exhibit.

Consuming audiobooks is often more accessible to working people and differently abled people. Elitist disparagement of them is annoying.

I started T 2 weeks ago and then my period was late and I was like “maybe that’s it…maybe it’s over…maybe the curse is broken” but it was wishful thinking. I am still plagued by the expulsion of my uterine lining.

Lil meowboy. Photo from my collection ca. 1950s.

Wind hath ruffled the red-bellied’s belly, forsooth! 🪶

I’m reading the first Poppy War book right now and I’m so deeply obsessed with all of RF Kuangs books.

Just read Strange Love by Ann Aguirre. Interesting hot alien sex that I wasn’t fully expecting while listening in the gym with my mouth fully agape. It looses stars cuz while the sex was hot the story clearly was a vehicle for the sex which left a lot of plot holes (the least fuckable type of hole)

Made this miniature bakers rack/bread peel out of popsicle sticks and made the bread out of clay and the candles out of another candle and the broom out of a pine twig and painted it and the wall paper is some paper my friend made me.

Look up your name in gifs

Lane train coming through.

Another in the Pioneering Women in Earth Sciences series - Elizabeth Gray (1831-1924) - Scotland’s foremost fossil collector, spent her life in well-worn boots, wielding a hammer over rocky bluffs and rubble in search of Lower Paleozoic specimens www.geological-digressions.com/elizabeth-gr... ⚒️🧪

Sup guys. I just blue myself. I’m sure this joke has never been used before here.

you simply love to see a ragtag, unexpected group of people thrown together to then overcome the encroaching darkness through the power of friendship, love, and community

whats the german word for this?