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cat & dog parent, gamer, office worker, not american
20+ / any prns
20+ / any prns
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
inshallah we see the fall of EA this decade
February 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
inshallah we see the fall of EA this decade
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I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
February 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
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GoFund Me Directory for Black families displaced by the L.A. fires
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Displaced Black Families GoFund Me Directory
docs.google.com
January 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
GoFund Me Directory for Black families displaced by the L.A. fires
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
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The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.
Hundreds of incarcerated firefighters are fighting the wildfires raging across southern California for $5.80-$10.24 per day
When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
When responding to disasters, they may earn $26.90 over a 24-hour shift
‘Essential’: nearly 800 incarcerated firefighters deployed as LA battles wildfires
The firefighters earn $5.80-$10.24 per day plus $1 an hour when responding to active emergencies, according to CDCR
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
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the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences
December 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
she stole this bed from her geriatric dog housemate
November 27, 2024 at 11:00 AM
she stole this bed from her geriatric dog housemate
10 more days to infinity nikki... get hyped!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 1:22 PM
10 more days to infinity nikki... get hyped!!!!
erving goffman:
to be a "big account" is to perform
November 21, 2024 at 7:18 AM
erving goffman:
wth is a childminder. like i get that babysitter also doesn't make much sense but it's been around... childminder, however, sounds like a terminator name
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM
wth is a childminder. like i get that babysitter also doesn't make much sense but it's been around... childminder, however, sounds like a terminator name
need to quit my job and become a full-time trivia host
November 21, 2024 at 7:11 AM
need to quit my job and become a full-time trivia host
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not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here
1. Transgender Congresswoman Sarah McBride has announced that she will comply with Speaker Johnson's policy declaring her a man and banning trans people from bathrooms.
She is receiving sharp critiques from those with trans friends who work in the capitol.
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She is receiving sharp critiques from those with trans friends who work in the capitol.
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Congresswoman McBride Announces She Will Comply With Rules Declaring Her a Man
The decision comes after Mike Johnson declared that transgender people are not allowed in bathrooms of their gender identity under the provision that he "controls the facilities."
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here
my grandpa picking his mahjong friends to form the govt:
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 PM
my grandpa picking his mahjong friends to form the govt:
hello!! 1st post on bluesky 🦋 looking for moots :) these are some things i like:
tv shows: community, derry girls, b99, arcane, kaos
games: wuwa, honkai: star rail, zzz, coffee talk, balatro, pikmin, stardew
kpop: twice, loona
- musicals
- cats
- art
- 🌈
- the fall of capitalism
#promosky
tv shows: community, derry girls, b99, arcane, kaos
games: wuwa, honkai: star rail, zzz, coffee talk, balatro, pikmin, stardew
kpop: twice, loona
- musicals
- cats
- art
- 🌈
- the fall of capitalism
#promosky
November 20, 2024 at 7:40 AM
hello!! 1st post on bluesky 🦋 looking for moots :) these are some things i like:
tv shows: community, derry girls, b99, arcane, kaos
games: wuwa, honkai: star rail, zzz, coffee talk, balatro, pikmin, stardew
kpop: twice, loona
- musicals
- cats
- art
- 🌈
- the fall of capitalism
#promosky
tv shows: community, derry girls, b99, arcane, kaos
games: wuwa, honkai: star rail, zzz, coffee talk, balatro, pikmin, stardew
kpop: twice, loona
- musicals
- cats
- art
- 🌈
- the fall of capitalism
#promosky