Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
OH SHIT 20 = 2 x 10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
OH SHIT 20 = 2 x 10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY
Happy anniversary to the original Yakuza game on PS2, which debuted on this day in 2005 in Japan.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Happy anniversary to the original Yakuza game on PS2, which debuted on this day in 2005 in Japan.
Haven’t been at my work desk in nearly a month, so I’m glad to see Godzilla hasn’t stopped chomping.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Haven’t been at my work desk in nearly a month, so I’m glad to see Godzilla hasn’t stopped chomping.
MRW the teams I wanted to lose today (Seahawks and Rams) won instead.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
MRW the teams I wanted to lose today (Seahawks and Rams) won instead.
I honestly have no stake in GB-Chi, but I would like to see the Packers' playoff hoes. So... Go Pack Go???
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I honestly have no stake in GB-Chi, but I would like to see the Packers' playoff hoes. So... Go Pack Go???
Welp, gotta hit the button
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Welp, gotta hit the button
Unpopular(?) opinion: “There’s Something About Mary” Cameron > “The Mask” Cameron
Not just because the character is a Niner fan 😂
Not just because the character is a Niner fan 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Unpopular(?) opinion: “There’s Something About Mary” Cameron > “The Mask” Cameron
Not just because the character is a Niner fan 😂
Not just because the character is a Niner fan 😂
*alarm sounds*
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*alarm sounds*
Please enjoy payday responsibly
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Please enjoy payday responsibly
Some bozo just stepped off the plane in Seattle and started hitting the Dougie. Who does that?
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Some bozo just stepped off the plane in Seattle and started hitting the Dougie. Who does that?
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Look at this WWE banner image with some big-ass blank spaces.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Look at this WWE banner image with some big-ass blank spaces.
I've found my spirit animal
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I've found my spirit animal
Oh... it's literally tacos. Well, my disappointment is immeasurable.
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh... it's literally tacos. Well, my disappointment is immeasurable.
*alarm sounds*
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*alarm sounds*
Flirting vs. harassment
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Flirting vs. harassment
Dudes on Dec. 1 when NNN is over
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dudes on Dec. 1 when NNN is over
Mavs front office
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mavs front office
Not Brock Purdy hitting the Dougie 💀 @eccheesehead.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not Brock Purdy hitting the Dougie 💀 @eccheesehead.bsky.social
Stephanie Vaquer… “Sir, a second REPORTED has hit the timeline.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Stephanie Vaquer… “Sir, a second REPORTED has hit the timeline.”