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Emmanuel Lopez

@hundreddollarman.bsky.social

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49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · Oct 10

If pro wrestling is fake, then explain this

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 6h

Should be a clock flashing “12:00” honestly

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h

Lenny from the simpsons putting up a sign that says 0 days without an impeachable offense

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 6h

Hoping the Mariners don’t screw this up

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 7h

LOL Yankees. What a great day for Canada, and therefore, the world.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 10h

Me: I wish to move away from Raider fans!

*monkey paw curls*

*end up in Seahawks territory*

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 10h

Why do you think I moved? /s

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12h

Don’t let this announcement let you forget the administration is hiding the Epstein files.

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12h

Israel and Hamas announce some sort of agreement. Nobel Peace Prize is announced on Friday. Somebody wants his name on it.

🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12h

Israel and Hamas announce some sort of agreement. Nobel Peace Prize is announced on Friday. Somebody wants his name on it.

🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12h

IRS is furloughing workers. Quick! Don't pay taxes www.politico.com/live-updates...

IRS furloughs nearly half its workforce, shuttering most operations

After a five-day reprieve following the initial government shutdown, employees are being notified of widespread service stoppages. But implementation of GOP tax cuts will continue.

www.politico.com

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 13h

Not fun for my blood pressure 😂. Y’all always play us tough

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 15h

Giannis responds to Shams report:

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 15h

Ubitchsoft

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 15h

No I always have jerks like @eccheesehead.bsky.social and @stooner.bsky.social clowning on me when the 49ers faceplant. :P

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 16h

Halloween prep is going well

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 18h

If only cramping was the only thing 49IRs players had to worry about…

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

LMAO it's an OG meme

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

I had Malört once. Never again.

Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 1d

What ICE and the National Guard don't realize is that tear gas is basically vaporized Malört. Won't work in Chicago. They love it

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

They're just standing there... menacingly!

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

Accidentally heard one of them new Taylor Swift songs. Y'all got any ear bleach?

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

There has to be a better word for "a small group of warships" than "flotilla," which sounds like a "floating" + "tortilla." I'm pretty sure tortillas can float in water, but that's not the point.

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

That's what it was? Fuuuuuuuuuck that | LeBron James teased ‘the decision of all decisions’ announcement. It was an ad apnews.com/article/lebr...

LeBron James teased 'the decision of all decisions' announcement. It was an ad

LeBron James has announced a new collaboration with Hennessy in a playful nod to his famous 2010 "decision" to join the Miami Heat.

apnews.com

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

I GOT A PHD IN STEINER MATH FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY. BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY DEGREE TO KNOW "STICK TO PINK SKIES, DUDE" AIN'T 4 WORDS. IT'S 5!

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Homeland Security official has four-word response to Zach Bryan’s anti-police and ICE lyrics

Homeland Security official has four-word response to Zach Bryan’s anti-ICE lyrics

www.independent.co.uk

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Frank A. Stengel @frankstengel.bsky.social · 1d

Horrible, horrible images from Portland:

Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 3d

It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday to cellist Yo-Yo Ma, who turns 70 today. Meanwhile, Yo Mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 1d

It's October. Post spooky images!