Shipping logistics are one of the greatest core competencies of the United States — like, it would take other countries SO MUCH money and effort to replicate the system — but so many conservatives treat logistics like a “magic thing that happens” such as gravity or ocean tides and start hacking away

(Ole Munch voice) A man pitches to Costco buyers. They sit in silence, betraying nothing. He contemplates his existence over drinks at the hotel bar. Many dark months pass. One day, the man receives a phone call. It’s an order for 75,000 units. The man drops to his knees and weeps in pain, in joy.

LOL just got pulled into something today: “Hey, you know that thing that Costco said absolutely fucking not to months ago? Two regions want documentation on it and gave us the margin expectation, we need your help.” These people are savages (laudatory)

Someone please ask Donald Trump a question about this

What, you’re not gonna follow up about the crime stuff

They always called Kyle Busch the $200 Million Man for a reason

(Greed, and also sportswashing)

Wait who did Cal football hire

I’m excited to see Concepcion as high as he is on your big board. I thought he was a high-level player at NC State but he’s reached another level at TAMU and looks like he can still do more

Oh, you think you’re gonna make SHORT-TERM money with us?? Fuck you, motherfucker, you’re with us for DECADES now. We’ve dragged you into the pit of margin consistency, and you shall not emerge. Our deeply specific routing guide is your Bible now. Thanks for your firstborn, bitch.

If it’s Mehringer, awesome. Love a promotion from within, especially given A’lique Terry’s success. Chances could be high, thinking through it a bit, assuming Stein would poach some folks.