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164: Red One
i did NOT watch this of my own free will. there is a WHEEL
this movie fucking blows dude. you know when you see like a Wal-Mart commercial around the holidays and it costs the net worth of a small nation and it sucks? Red One is like that but for a feature-length runtime
i did NOT watch this of my own free will. there is a WHEEL
this movie fucking blows dude. you know when you see like a Wal-Mart commercial around the holidays and it costs the net worth of a small nation and it sucks? Red One is like that but for a feature-length runtime
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
164: Red One
i did NOT watch this of my own free will. there is a WHEEL
this movie fucking blows dude. you know when you see like a Wal-Mart commercial around the holidays and it costs the net worth of a small nation and it sucks? Red One is like that but for a feature-length runtime
i did NOT watch this of my own free will. there is a WHEEL
this movie fucking blows dude. you know when you see like a Wal-Mart commercial around the holidays and it costs the net worth of a small nation and it sucks? Red One is like that but for a feature-length runtime
you can tell the holidays are keeping me busy when even the checkpoint's coming in late! it's that time of year that lends itself to cozying up with the classics, but even now, there's stiff competition for new stuff i haven't seen before. one more month to go!! wild, isn't it!!
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
you can tell the holidays are keeping me busy when even the checkpoint's coming in late! it's that time of year that lends itself to cozying up with the classics, but even now, there's stiff competition for new stuff i haven't seen before. one more month to go!! wild, isn't it!!
163: The Chair Company (season 1)
wild to go two for two on the Tim Robinson year of White Boy Collapse media. constantly keeping you disarmed and disoriented with layers of intrigue, but ultimately a fascinating and hauntingly true portrait of self-importance in the haze of modern middle management
wild to go two for two on the Tim Robinson year of White Boy Collapse media. constantly keeping you disarmed and disoriented with layers of intrigue, but ultimately a fascinating and hauntingly true portrait of self-importance in the haze of modern middle management
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
163: The Chair Company (season 1)
wild to go two for two on the Tim Robinson year of White Boy Collapse media. constantly keeping you disarmed and disoriented with layers of intrigue, but ultimately a fascinating and hauntingly true portrait of self-importance in the haze of modern middle management
wild to go two for two on the Tim Robinson year of White Boy Collapse media. constantly keeping you disarmed and disoriented with layers of intrigue, but ultimately a fascinating and hauntingly true portrait of self-importance in the haze of modern middle management
@vicvipress.neocities.org breaking out the "tycho gabe yaoi connoisseur" like it's coming to Nintendo 64 - Nintendo Classics for Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscribers
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@vicvipress.neocities.org breaking out the "tycho gabe yaoi connoisseur" like it's coming to Nintendo 64 - Nintendo Classics for Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscribers
162: King Kong vs. Godzilla (American cut)
emergency "something easy and cheesy" movie night pick! unfortunately the really clumsy Americanization followed by the REALLY rough islander stuff were uhh. hurdles. landmark kaiju film but i just never quite settled with it after those first 30 minutes
emergency "something easy and cheesy" movie night pick! unfortunately the really clumsy Americanization followed by the REALLY rough islander stuff were uhh. hurdles. landmark kaiju film but i just never quite settled with it after those first 30 minutes
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
162: King Kong vs. Godzilla (American cut)
emergency "something easy and cheesy" movie night pick! unfortunately the really clumsy Americanization followed by the REALLY rough islander stuff were uhh. hurdles. landmark kaiju film but i just never quite settled with it after those first 30 minutes
emergency "something easy and cheesy" movie night pick! unfortunately the really clumsy Americanization followed by the REALLY rough islander stuff were uhh. hurdles. landmark kaiju film but i just never quite settled with it after those first 30 minutes
161: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 🔁
this one's a yearly tradition for me and this year i'm very grateful to be able to share it with friends! two comedy greats at the height of their power getting put in all kinds of situations. i know it like the back of my hand and yet it can still reel me in
this one's a yearly tradition for me and this year i'm very grateful to be able to share it with friends! two comedy greats at the height of their power getting put in all kinds of situations. i know it like the back of my hand and yet it can still reel me in
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
161: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 🔁
this one's a yearly tradition for me and this year i'm very grateful to be able to share it with friends! two comedy greats at the height of their power getting put in all kinds of situations. i know it like the back of my hand and yet it can still reel me in
this one's a yearly tradition for me and this year i'm very grateful to be able to share it with friends! two comedy greats at the height of their power getting put in all kinds of situations. i know it like the back of my hand and yet it can still reel me in
160: Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyūshutsu Dai Sakusen!
fascinating little dip into the depths of Mario primordial soup. has kind of a weird Rankin-Bass vibe to it that kept things at least a little engaging. huge shout-out to the hard work @kinekovideo.bsky.social put into remastering this thing
fascinating little dip into the depths of Mario primordial soup. has kind of a weird Rankin-Bass vibe to it that kept things at least a little engaging. huge shout-out to the hard work @kinekovideo.bsky.social put into remastering this thing
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
160: Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyūshutsu Dai Sakusen!
fascinating little dip into the depths of Mario primordial soup. has kind of a weird Rankin-Bass vibe to it that kept things at least a little engaging. huge shout-out to the hard work @kinekovideo.bsky.social put into remastering this thing
fascinating little dip into the depths of Mario primordial soup. has kind of a weird Rankin-Bass vibe to it that kept things at least a little engaging. huge shout-out to the hard work @kinekovideo.bsky.social put into remastering this thing
159: Finding Nemo 🔁
perpetually like my fifth favorite Pixar movie to this day, i think? a lot more scattershot than your Monsterses Inc. and your Incredibles, but it's still Pixar near the height of their power. certainly their highest Weird Guy For Just One Scene quotient in a way i find charming
perpetually like my fifth favorite Pixar movie to this day, i think? a lot more scattershot than your Monsterses Inc. and your Incredibles, but it's still Pixar near the height of their power. certainly their highest Weird Guy For Just One Scene quotient in a way i find charming
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
159: Finding Nemo 🔁
perpetually like my fifth favorite Pixar movie to this day, i think? a lot more scattershot than your Monsterses Inc. and your Incredibles, but it's still Pixar near the height of their power. certainly their highest Weird Guy For Just One Scene quotient in a way i find charming
perpetually like my fifth favorite Pixar movie to this day, i think? a lot more scattershot than your Monsterses Inc. and your Incredibles, but it's still Pixar near the height of their power. certainly their highest Weird Guy For Just One Scene quotient in a way i find charming
158: Ultraman Rising 🔁
still very obvious that this is an original story pitch retrofitted onto an existing brand, but i think upon rewatch, i made my peace with what this movie is and isn't and enjoyed it a lot more. lovely animation and its own fun angle on the kinder side of superheroics
still very obvious that this is an original story pitch retrofitted onto an existing brand, but i think upon rewatch, i made my peace with what this movie is and isn't and enjoyed it a lot more. lovely animation and its own fun angle on the kinder side of superheroics
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
158: Ultraman Rising 🔁
still very obvious that this is an original story pitch retrofitted onto an existing brand, but i think upon rewatch, i made my peace with what this movie is and isn't and enjoyed it a lot more. lovely animation and its own fun angle on the kinder side of superheroics
still very obvious that this is an original story pitch retrofitted onto an existing brand, but i think upon rewatch, i made my peace with what this movie is and isn't and enjoyed it a lot more. lovely animation and its own fun angle on the kinder side of superheroics
157: Kamen Rider Gaim
way too much to say, maybe to the point of a Big Post? fascinating show. i prefer its explorations of how people interact with power more than its endgame biblical allegories, but it sticks the landing. great cast, constant momentum, absolutely see why it's a fan-favorite
way too much to say, maybe to the point of a Big Post? fascinating show. i prefer its explorations of how people interact with power more than its endgame biblical allegories, but it sticks the landing. great cast, constant momentum, absolutely see why it's a fan-favorite
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
157: Kamen Rider Gaim
way too much to say, maybe to the point of a Big Post? fascinating show. i prefer its explorations of how people interact with power more than its endgame biblical allegories, but it sticks the landing. great cast, constant momentum, absolutely see why it's a fan-favorite
way too much to say, maybe to the point of a Big Post? fascinating show. i prefer its explorations of how people interact with power more than its endgame biblical allegories, but it sticks the landing. great cast, constant momentum, absolutely see why it's a fan-favorite
156: Dispatch
suffers from "Superhero Media Where We Can Say Shit And Cock" Syndrome, but i'm really a sucker for this style of narrative game. nothing mindblowingly original but i wound up pretty fond of these characters and their story anyway. would also play call center score attack mode tbh?
suffers from "Superhero Media Where We Can Say Shit And Cock" Syndrome, but i'm really a sucker for this style of narrative game. nothing mindblowingly original but i wound up pretty fond of these characters and their story anyway. would also play call center score attack mode tbh?
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
156: Dispatch
suffers from "Superhero Media Where We Can Say Shit And Cock" Syndrome, but i'm really a sucker for this style of narrative game. nothing mindblowingly original but i wound up pretty fond of these characters and their story anyway. would also play call center score attack mode tbh?
suffers from "Superhero Media Where We Can Say Shit And Cock" Syndrome, but i'm really a sucker for this style of narrative game. nothing mindblowingly original but i wound up pretty fond of these characters and their story anyway. would also play call center score attack mode tbh?
155: My Melody & Kuromi
always love to see top-shelf stopmotion, and this one embodied the charm of these characters' whole aesthetics really nicely! was not expecting a JRPG aura farmer as a final boss but they made it work pretty well. if you have a rivalry for as long as these two it's ALWAYS gay
always love to see top-shelf stopmotion, and this one embodied the charm of these characters' whole aesthetics really nicely! was not expecting a JRPG aura farmer as a final boss but they made it work pretty well. if you have a rivalry for as long as these two it's ALWAYS gay
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
155: My Melody & Kuromi
always love to see top-shelf stopmotion, and this one embodied the charm of these characters' whole aesthetics really nicely! was not expecting a JRPG aura farmer as a final boss but they made it work pretty well. if you have a rivalry for as long as these two it's ALWAYS gay
always love to see top-shelf stopmotion, and this one embodied the charm of these characters' whole aesthetics really nicely! was not expecting a JRPG aura farmer as a final boss but they made it work pretty well. if you have a rivalry for as long as these two it's ALWAYS gay
154: Dragon Ball Z: Wrath of the Dragon
on the one hand, its short runtime means there's a lot of potential left untapped in its premise, but... hey, it's movie-original characters i actually like, and a plot that isn't the standard reheated Z leftovers! it's a very different type of fun time
on the one hand, its short runtime means there's a lot of potential left untapped in its premise, but... hey, it's movie-original characters i actually like, and a plot that isn't the standard reheated Z leftovers! it's a very different type of fun time
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
154: Dragon Ball Z: Wrath of the Dragon
on the one hand, its short runtime means there's a lot of potential left untapped in its premise, but... hey, it's movie-original characters i actually like, and a plot that isn't the standard reheated Z leftovers! it's a very different type of fun time
on the one hand, its short runtime means there's a lot of potential left untapped in its premise, but... hey, it's movie-original characters i actually like, and a plot that isn't the standard reheated Z leftovers! it's a very different type of fun time
153: Transformers Animated (season 2) 🔁
i do think the show has some growing pains as a more traditional Transformers story begins to emerge from its superhero-tinged roots, but it's got such a cavalcade of instantly lovable characters and a killer finale. still very much Good-Ass Transformers
i do think the show has some growing pains as a more traditional Transformers story begins to emerge from its superhero-tinged roots, but it's got such a cavalcade of instantly lovable characters and a killer finale. still very much Good-Ass Transformers
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
153: Transformers Animated (season 2) 🔁
i do think the show has some growing pains as a more traditional Transformers story begins to emerge from its superhero-tinged roots, but it's got such a cavalcade of instantly lovable characters and a killer finale. still very much Good-Ass Transformers
i do think the show has some growing pains as a more traditional Transformers story begins to emerge from its superhero-tinged roots, but it's got such a cavalcade of instantly lovable characters and a killer finale. still very much Good-Ass Transformers
promise to do less shiny posting now that i've put in the grind for the charm, but also dude look that's my buddy Aggron but he's teal now :)
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
promise to do less shiny posting now that i've put in the grind for the charm, but also dude look that's my buddy Aggron but he's teal now :)
and my third shiny is… Weedle? the game's trying to tell me something. beggars can't be choosers but i am the slightest bit bummed out it's a boy (no shiny Beedrill toxic yuri)
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
and my third shiny is… Weedle? the game's trying to tell me something. beggars can't be choosers but i am the slightest bit bummed out it's a boy (no shiny Beedrill toxic yuri)
152: This Is Spinal Tap 🔁
one of those ones where like... yeah man, it's Spinal Tap, it's pretty foundational to a whole little sub-genre of mockumentaries that followed! pretty good! not much else to add to the conversation here
one of those ones where like... yeah man, it's Spinal Tap, it's pretty foundational to a whole little sub-genre of mockumentaries that followed! pretty good! not much else to add to the conversation here
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
152: This Is Spinal Tap 🔁
one of those ones where like... yeah man, it's Spinal Tap, it's pretty foundational to a whole little sub-genre of mockumentaries that followed! pretty good! not much else to add to the conversation here
one of those ones where like... yeah man, it's Spinal Tap, it's pretty foundational to a whole little sub-genre of mockumentaries that followed! pretty good! not much else to add to the conversation here
second full odds shiny in Z-A! really glad to have one that can Mega Evolve and go into semi-regular rotation on my team. she's extra small but we love an ankle-biting queen
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
second full odds shiny in Z-A! really glad to have one that can Mega Evolve and go into semi-regular rotation on my team. she's extra small but we love an ankle-biting queen
151: The Addams Family (1991)
Halloween continues to spill into November! this one never spawned into my family's DVD collection but it's real good. Gomez Addams has strength feats, and i too would do it all for Morticia. great movie to be watching when i heard Mamdani won
Halloween continues to spill into November! this one never spawned into my family's DVD collection but it's real good. Gomez Addams has strength feats, and i too would do it all for Morticia. great movie to be watching when i heard Mamdani won
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
151: The Addams Family (1991)
Halloween continues to spill into November! this one never spawned into my family's DVD collection but it's real good. Gomez Addams has strength feats, and i too would do it all for Morticia. great movie to be watching when i heard Mamdani won
Halloween continues to spill into November! this one never spawned into my family's DVD collection but it's real good. Gomez Addams has strength feats, and i too would do it all for Morticia. great movie to be watching when i heard Mamdani won
150: Over the Garden Wall 🔁
one of the quintessential pieces of that early 2010s creator-driven cartoon gold rush. gets in, sets an extraordinarily rich tone, tells a lovely little fable, and then it's gone like a thief in the night. pure distilled platonic ideal of autumn
one of the quintessential pieces of that early 2010s creator-driven cartoon gold rush. gets in, sets an extraordinarily rich tone, tells a lovely little fable, and then it's gone like a thief in the night. pure distilled platonic ideal of autumn
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
150: Over the Garden Wall 🔁
one of the quintessential pieces of that early 2010s creator-driven cartoon gold rush. gets in, sets an extraordinarily rich tone, tells a lovely little fable, and then it's gone like a thief in the night. pure distilled platonic ideal of autumn
one of the quintessential pieces of that early 2010s creator-driven cartoon gold rush. gets in, sets an extraordinarily rich tone, tells a lovely little fable, and then it's gone like a thief in the night. pure distilled platonic ideal of autumn
we're really getting into the home stretch! feel like my October checkpoint reflects my eclectic tastes as someone who loves Halloween but is too much of a wimp for most horror. the holidays get notoriously busy for me, but nothing will stop me from being the watcher of things! nothing, i tell you!
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
we're really getting into the home stretch! feel like my October checkpoint reflects my eclectic tastes as someone who loves Halloween but is too much of a wimp for most horror. the holidays get notoriously busy for me, but nothing will stop me from being the watcher of things! nothing, i tell you!
149: Hellboy II: The Golden Army
is it mean to Hellboy to say 'mandate of heaven'? bombastic and beautiful. maybe the big emotional beats are a bit less polished than in the original, but i will literally never complain about a chance to watch del Toro bring such a vivid world to life
is it mean to Hellboy to say 'mandate of heaven'? bombastic and beautiful. maybe the big emotional beats are a bit less polished than in the original, but i will literally never complain about a chance to watch del Toro bring such a vivid world to life
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
149: Hellboy II: The Golden Army
is it mean to Hellboy to say 'mandate of heaven'? bombastic and beautiful. maybe the big emotional beats are a bit less polished than in the original, but i will literally never complain about a chance to watch del Toro bring such a vivid world to life
is it mean to Hellboy to say 'mandate of heaven'? bombastic and beautiful. maybe the big emotional beats are a bit less polished than in the original, but i will literally never complain about a chance to watch del Toro bring such a vivid world to life
148: The Scorpion King
solid meathead shonen from a time before The Rock bought his own hype and made movies like Black Adam. if you want movies paced like your friend is telling you about a TTRPG... probably just go watch Honor among Thieves but maybe check this out. The Rock can punch what good
solid meathead shonen from a time before The Rock bought his own hype and made movies like Black Adam. if you want movies paced like your friend is telling you about a TTRPG... probably just go watch Honor among Thieves but maybe check this out. The Rock can punch what good
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
148: The Scorpion King
solid meathead shonen from a time before The Rock bought his own hype and made movies like Black Adam. if you want movies paced like your friend is telling you about a TTRPG... probably just go watch Honor among Thieves but maybe check this out. The Rock can punch what good
solid meathead shonen from a time before The Rock bought his own hype and made movies like Black Adam. if you want movies paced like your friend is telling you about a TTRPG... probably just go watch Honor among Thieves but maybe check this out. The Rock can punch what good