HYPERFIXT
@hyperfixt.neocities.org
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HYPERFIXT
@hyperfixt.neocities.org
· Nov 10
![An excerpt of my analysis on Starfield and Fallout: New Vegas, sourced from hyperfixt.neocities.org.
"[...]Securitron army online and active, whether it's Mr. House himself or Benny trying to hijack control of the Strip. Caeser, on the other hand, obviously doesn't want the Mojave receiving any sort of reinforced protection to stop his conquest, and sends you down to destroy the facility instead.
to some extent, the way you're 'supposed' to do the independent ending is by commanding this Securitron army yourself at the battle of Hoover Dam, giving you the military backing to stop both the NCR and Legion in one fell swoop. i chose to blow the Securitrons up.
[an image of Yes Man saying "Wow, you really blew up all those Securitrons at the Fort! Great! No Problem!"]
it sucked in the sense that it was what Caesar wanted, but i was willing to take that risk and find other ways to deal with the Legion. by this point in the game, i was deeply invested in the fictional politics of the Mojave, and i knew that i wanted to put the people first, people like the Followers of the[...]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyx5mh2bcl7yn6kfpoc4u6ky/bafkreif7jetqlcbbv6oiuqna3a4lh5l3nxrcbqhh3u2vw65u22usx4mqii@jpeg)
ANYWAYS! here's what's up with me!
you can call me HYPERFIXT because that's also the name of my blog! i've been running it for a few years and it's all about whatever the hell i feel like. i primarily do essays on media, but i also use it as a personal digital museum for some of my hobbies.
you can call me HYPERFIXT because that's also the name of my blog! i've been running it for a few years and it's all about whatever the hell i feel like. i primarily do essays on media, but i also use it as a personal digital museum for some of my hobbies.
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everyone has an uncle who works at Nintendo who said the Mortal Kombat nude kode is real but when I write a password to make Bulk fuck Skull in the notes section of the Power Rangers manual they want to tear up my fucking Blockbuster Card.
May 11, 2024 at 11:50 AM
everyone has an uncle who works at Nintendo who said the Mortal Kombat nude kode is real but when I write a password to make Bulk fuck Skull in the notes section of the Power Rangers manual they want to tear up my fucking Blockbuster Card.
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this is the worst movie ive seen in my life
the very first spin of this experiment
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
this is the worst movie ive seen in my life
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isekai guy: bet you all hate me because i came into this world with only a low level skill
knight: no
isekai guy: bet you're all sick to death of looking at me and my low stats
rogue: no
isekai guy: and you probably all think i should die in a grain silo
archer: dude what the fuck is all this
knight: no
isekai guy: bet you're all sick to death of looking at me and my low stats
rogue: no
isekai guy: and you probably all think i should die in a grain silo
archer: dude what the fuck is all this
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
isekai guy: bet you all hate me because i came into this world with only a low level skill
knight: no
isekai guy: bet you're all sick to death of looking at me and my low stats
rogue: no
isekai guy: and you probably all think i should die in a grain silo
archer: dude what the fuck is all this
knight: no
isekai guy: bet you're all sick to death of looking at me and my low stats
rogue: no
isekai guy: and you probably all think i should die in a grain silo
archer: dude what the fuck is all this
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“Is Tron A ‘Buddy, You Can’t Fuck Osmosis Jones’ Situation” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Tron scares me as a concept because if it were real then that would mean my computer is a city populated entirely by tiny electric perverts
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Is Tron A ‘Buddy, You Can’t Fuck Osmosis Jones’ Situation” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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I can't remember if I ever posted this over here but falin stretch pic that made some people on reddit mad
March 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I can't remember if I ever posted this over here but falin stretch pic that made some people on reddit mad
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Introducing Nintendo's new volume slider!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Introducing Nintendo's new volume slider!!!
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Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
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This was really fucked up and a lot of people had to approve this to get it in the movie. Why did they think this was ok
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This was really fucked up and a lot of people had to approve this to get it in the movie. Why did they think this was ok
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If Dems are competitive in a ruby red district in Tennessee and the response is anything but damn this Trump shit is unpopular I don’t know what to tell you
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Dems are competitive in a ruby red district in Tennessee and the response is anything but damn this Trump shit is unpopular I don’t know what to tell you
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what an absolutely useless creature he is
“Actually, by caring about and paying attention to politics, you are hurting your own cause.”
Matt is now punching left at the normie liberal wine moms who just might deliver an upset here.
Matt is now punching left at the normie liberal wine moms who just might deliver an upset here.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
what an absolutely useless creature he is
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Anyone casually weighing in on this race needs to understand this.
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyone casually weighing in on this race needs to understand this.
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buddy if you think too many Ds were running for president last time wait until you see a cycle after a gerrymandered district in tennessee swings 20 points to the left
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
buddy if you think too many Ds were running for president last time wait until you see a cycle after a gerrymandered district in tennessee swings 20 points to the left
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please god do the funny
#TN07 reminder, from @politico.com today:
> “If our victory margin is single digits, the conference may come unhinged,” one senior House Republican said. A loss would be catastrophic and the conference would “explode,” the Republican added.
> “If our victory margin is single digits, the conference may come unhinged,” one senior House Republican said. A loss would be catastrophic and the conference would “explode,” the Republican added.
House Republicans sweat Tennessee election, despite Hudson’s assurances
“It was not overtly comforting,” one member said.
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
please god do the funny
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no, no, no. we don't want muppet benoit blanc solving crimes on sesame street. we want HUMAN Daniel Craig AS benoit blanc solving crimes on sesame street. appreciate the effort but details matter.
Thanks to Sesame Street, we have a Knives Out puppet mystery.
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short
nerdist.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
no, no, no. we don't want muppet benoit blanc solving crimes on sesame street. we want HUMAN Daniel Craig AS benoit blanc solving crimes on sesame street. appreciate the effort but details matter.
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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really? no replacements found? you sure? none at all come to mind?
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
really? no replacements found? you sure? none at all come to mind?
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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#ADVENTICONS day 2, my second annual foray into cynically whacking Santa hats onto beloved franchise characters 'The Transformers' for engagement AND profit!
Please allow this gurgling goofball to DRENCH you in festive cheer -- it's SEASPRAY!
Please allow this gurgling goofball to DRENCH you in festive cheer -- it's SEASPRAY!
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
#ADVENTICONS day 2, my second annual foray into cynically whacking Santa hats onto beloved franchise characters 'The Transformers' for engagement AND profit!
Please allow this gurgling goofball to DRENCH you in festive cheer -- it's SEASPRAY!
Please allow this gurgling goofball to DRENCH you in festive cheer -- it's SEASPRAY!
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if you have not applied for a fursona you can avoid a surcharge by creating a pokesona before tax season 2026
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
if you have not applied for a fursona you can avoid a surcharge by creating a pokesona before tax season 2026
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So for reaching 1k followers… I’m gonna draw all nine of the officially released 1984 G1 Mini Bots. (Yes, nine.)
Starting with the two that you’ve seen already… Brawn and Gears!
Starting with the two that you’ve seen already… Brawn and Gears!
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So for reaching 1k followers… I’m gonna draw all nine of the officially released 1984 G1 Mini Bots. (Yes, nine.)
Starting with the two that you’ve seen already… Brawn and Gears!
Starting with the two that you’ve seen already… Brawn and Gears!
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I was going to share several 1986 Transformers designs by kids… but it’s not fair to steal focus from “Dreamer”.
She’s a female transformer who changes from a bed, to a centaur, and can destroy her enemy’s brain. Also, if you want to ride her, she’ll put a pillow on her back.
She is everything.
She’s a female transformer who changes from a bed, to a centaur, and can destroy her enemy’s brain. Also, if you want to ride her, she’ll put a pillow on her back.
She is everything.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I was going to share several 1986 Transformers designs by kids… but it’s not fair to steal focus from “Dreamer”.
She’s a female transformer who changes from a bed, to a centaur, and can destroy her enemy’s brain. Also, if you want to ride her, she’ll put a pillow on her back.
She is everything.
She’s a female transformer who changes from a bed, to a centaur, and can destroy her enemy’s brain. Also, if you want to ride her, she’ll put a pillow on her back.
She is everything.
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Halfway into the game they do the Title Drop sequence again but it morphs into Metroid Prime 4: Untucked
Nintendo confirms that they intentionally made Metroid Prime 4's trailers look bad in order to lower expectations, and that players will be pleasantly surprised with the actual game, adding "Y'all ain't even seen half of Samus's dick yet."
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Halfway into the game they do the Title Drop sequence again but it morphs into Metroid Prime 4: Untucked