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HYPER-FREAK-T @hyperfixt.neocities.org · Nov 10

ANYWAYS! here's what's up with me!

you can call me HYPERFIXT because that's also the name of my blog! i've been running it for a few years and it's all about whatever the hell i feel like. i primarily do essays on media, but i also use it as a personal digital museum for some of my hobbies.

The front page of hyperfixt.neocities.org, circa November 10th, 2024.

An excerpt of my analysis on Starfield and Fallout: New Vegas, sourced from hyperfixt.neocities.org.

"[...]Securitron army online and active, whether it's Mr. House himself or Benny trying to hijack control of the Strip. Caeser, on the other hand, obviously doesn't want the Mojave receiving any sort of reinforced protection to stop his conquest, and sends you down to destroy the facility instead.

to some extent, the way you're 'supposed' to do the independent ending is by commanding this Securitron army yourself at the battle of Hoover Dam, giving you the military backing to stop both the NCR and Legion in one fell swoop. i chose to blow the Securitrons up.

[an image of Yes Man saying "Wow, you really blew up all those Securitrons at the Fort! Great! No Problem!"]

it sucked in the sense that it was what Caesar wanted, but i was willing to take that risk and find other ways to deal with the Legion. by this point in the game, i was deeply invested in the fictional politics of the Mojave, and i knew that i wanted to put the people first, people like the Followers of the[...]"

A photo of Transformers Generations Legacy: Evolution Toxitron Collection Grimlock, sourced from hyperfixt.neocities.org

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6m

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/

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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 1h

Our FIRST-EVER #GDQueer schedule is OUT NOW!! 🌈🎉

Congratulations to our amazing runners, and a tremendous "thank you" to anyone and everyone who submitted a run for this brand-new event!!

gamesdonequick.com/schedule/61

A graphic reading "Games Done Queer SCHEDULE IS LIVE!!" Our GDQueer mascot, Byte, is in the corner with some pink hearts surrounding them.

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Diem (but spooky) @diemtf.bsky.social · 1h

Good Robot Bill and Ted-ass fit

Good Robot Bill and Ted from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

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lys @bedsores.rest · 1d

bringing back a classic

an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12h

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

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the marcy?! (scary) @scillasafeguard.bsky.social · 12h

after putting it off for a good few years i finally masturbated tonight

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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 18h

my immediate gut reaction is "you probably shouldn't do this" but I can't formulate a coherent argument for why at the moment. i'm just kind of stunned.

Polygon @polygon.com · 22h

Twitch streamer Fandy gave a live birth in front of thousands of viewers who witnessed everything from contractions to the head crowning.

Twitch streamer gives birth in front 29,000 viewers, and chat was unhinged

Twitch streamer Fandy gave a live birth in front of thousands of viewers who witnessed everything from contractions to the head crowning.

www.polygon.com

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DiaBrave Sid - 40th Best TF collection in Europe @diabrave.bsky.social · 8h

I still adore these sketches by @nickroche.bsky.social

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Out Of Context Creepypastas @ooc-creepypasta.bsky.social · 18h

Creepypasta: A Haunting Most Mario

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Æ. @aesthr.com · 8h

A lot of suffering would have been prevented if that was the way the story went

𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖐𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 @clove.bsky.social · Jan 23

save me, official promo art where misato and ritsuko unambiguously fucked

nge promo art of misato and ritsuko sitting near the edge of a bed with beer cans on the floor

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 15h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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malamars friend taylor 🇮🇪 @abilitayy.bsky.social · 20h

happy international lesbian day and world octopus day to marina ida specifically

art of pearl and marina from #splatoon giving peace signs. pearl is coloured like the lesbian flag, marina is coloured like the trans flag

art of frye and marina from splatoon taking a selfie with squid and octopus pillows and smallfry

art of marina and shiver from splatoon as witches on an inkbrush. shiver is in her splatoween ensemble, while marina wears the enchanted robe amiibo outfit

art of pearl and marina from splatoon as glinda and elphaba from wicked. pearl is making a big gesture after putting a pink flower in marinas hair. text reads "You're gonna be OFF THE HOOK!"

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2d

have been desperately looking for this old erotic Spanish comic I stumbled on almost 10 years ago called "El secreto de Frankenstein" and I'm so happy to report I finally found it

black & white comic panel depicting a sexy, thicc Frankenstein's monster disrobing in 3 different poses - pulling his shirt of his shoulder, seen at an angle; from the front, shirtless, beginning to take his pants off; then almost totally nude as seen from behind. the words at the top read "Strip-tease de Frankenstein..."

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 22h

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Can you play as the bunny? 🐇 @playbun.bsky.social · 23h

Panel de Pon (1995)
You cannot play as Furifuri, the plump bunny who sleeps all day and gets real excited when you perform a combo. Me too, little buddy. Thanks for believing in me!

Furifuri disproportionally losing their shit at seeing a mundane x2 combo.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Lex!! 🔜 MCM LONDON COMICON @mutelunacy.bsky.social · 1d

Why are there human babies in my alien astronaut game. what does this mean for the alph x charlie yaoi economy.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

Close to You (Nintendo) updated video posted on Nintendo Today with Pikmin www.vooks.net/nintendos-se...

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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 1d

legends z-a will be his time to shine

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

kids choice awards 2016 promo image of mario, luigi and paper mario's DMs.

Luigi: What do you guys think about getting slimed?

Mario: Mama mia! I've always wanted to get slimed!

Paper Mario: ✔️

Mario: Sometimes I wish there was slime in the question mark blocks.

Luigi: Really?

Paper Mario: 😃

Mario: How AWESOME would that be!

screencap of Sonic's instagram DMs with Luigi.

Luigi: Hey Sonic been a while. Need to warn you about my bro. He heard youre doing Olympics without us and hes even madder at you.

Sonic: man hes always like this. hes so cool but WE always need to go to HIS place. same reason i didnt invite him to go karting!!! he would have said no anyway

Luigi: I agree man, Im sorry. Hes really mad at Mega Man Pac-Man and Joker too not just you. The thing he's really mad about is that you guys got Slime in your item boxes though.

Sonic: what????

Luigi: Yeah we went to the Kids Choice Awards once a few years ago and he wouldnt stop talking about the Slime. Next time you see him dont mention Slime at all. Im serious

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HYPER-FREAK-T @hyperfixt.neocities.org · 1d

138: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
this is extremely a live-action Scooby-Doo movie from 2004 with comphet Velma but it's also still tangentially a James Gunn movie and it's really funny to watch this with the cast of Peacemaker in mind. very good in a "say 'dude' at a movie with friends" setting

A poster for Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 1d

Their commitment to making sure I never see this movie is commendable

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Disney promoting AI slop posters at the ‘Tron Ares’ premiere

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Eroticannon @eroticannonball.bsky.social · 13d

Doomerism is fed shit. Hope and action terrify them.

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beth lindly VA ✨ @bethlindly.bsky.social · 1d

i know this has been talked to death but it’s absolute cuckoo bananas that toby fox had a dream abt a game he wanted to make, decided he wasn’t yet skilled enough to make that game, went on to make a spiritual predecessor to his dream game just to get the hang of it, and THAT game was undertale