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It sounds like funny, but it's not. (i am a theythem in my 30s and also I might retweet hotted anime character pictures. so no kids allowed.) (icon by evan stanley) https://evanonline.neocities.org/

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · Oct 19

I got a new app

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 58m

i went to the protests in portland for about 10 minutes today just to kind of, see that they were happening. did you know that the ICE facility is literally, seriously, right next door to a tesla dealership. because i did not.

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 6h

I don't trust feelgood stories like this... marrying a guy who just signed a billion dollar contract with Paramount? I'm just saying, I won't be surprised if Unicorn is "mysteriously" a widow in a few weeks...

Unicorn bride marries Kenny from South Park at Portland ICE protest
Updated: Oct. 11, 2025, 7:56 a.m.|Published: Oct. 10, 2025, 9:33 p.m.
Unicorn bride marries Kenny from South Park at Portland ICE protest
The bride, resplendent in a unicorn outfit, and the groom, dressed as Kenny from South Park, walked down the aisle — in reality, a sidewalk across from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in Portland — in front of a crowd of about 30 onlookers Friday.

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 9h

wow im honestly surprised you hadnt heard of this one!! definitely up your alley

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 10h

igaku is already basically a splatoon song so you do have go the extra mile like this to make it good

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 10h

youtu.be/92fdgav0_lc?... theyre doing teto stuff on siivagunner rn and this ones blowing me away

Octo Eight-Step - Splatoon 2

YouTube video by SiIvaGunner

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 15h

i love how hostile the writing in pocket card jockey gets

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 17h

dragonball fighterz the undying game

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

the playstation 6 is rumored to be coming in 2027? doesn't that feel rather soon? the playstation 5 just came out (looking) fFIIIVIVe yEARS AOGOgoogo

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

the guy whose entire personality shifts into evil mode when they play city trial cannot be deprived of this. for your enrichment and our safety.

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

literally invite me

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

October 10th, 2007 was a crazy day.

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 2d

you think that's bad... one time in middle school, my parents took me on a surprise road trip and wouldn't say what it was and then when we got there it was frost man's stage, and i had to spend my whole WEEKEND memorizing the jump jump slide slide pattern any time i wanted to go to only bathroom...

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 2d

im tetopilled now... i have to

Good Smile Company @en.goodsmile.com · 2d

Preorders open now!

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Kasane Teto
Nendoroid Kasane Teto 2.0

Presenting a new Nendoroid of Kasane Teto in her iconic outfit!

Preorder: https://goodsmile.link/HCor1n

#goodsmile

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chess!! @videochess.world · 2d

okay. lets play sonic racing crossworlds. its #sponsoredgaming and there will be Viewer Participation possible if you have the game on any platform! www.twitch.tv/videochess

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 2d

a friend told me yesterday in sincerity that i deserve a weird manic pixie dream girlfriend who is like wako izumi and im riding the high of that compliment still. i do deserve that, in my life.