evan
@evanonline.bsky.social
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It sounds like funny, but it's not. (i am a theythem in my 30s and also I might retweet hotted anime character pictures. so no kids allowed.) (icon by evan stanley) https://evanonline.neocities.org/
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evanonline.bsky.social
I got a new app
evanonline.bsky.social
hey vertical mouse is fucking awesome. why didnt anyone tell me... (has been told several times)
evanonline.bsky.social
honestly relieved it was a pikmin thing i don't know if i could have handled the baby being a new short film character who gets into adventures
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mitsame.art
the pikmin short raises concerning questions. if the pikmin are that big, how big are all the other bugs? are they also invisible? is olimar invisible? do i have to worry about getting shot to death by a man-at-legs the size of a child? chilling
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i need more people to watch pokemon horizons there is not enough fanart of coral sango sandwich (her full name)
evanonline.bsky.social
he mentally associates slime with vacationing. it's a pavlovian thing
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i forgot you did this!!!!!
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platinumtulip.net
even spongebob thought mario's fixation on the slime at the kids choice awards was a lil weird
evanonline.bsky.social
protoman is cool too i wasn't lying when i said that 2 weeks ago
evanonline.bsky.social
metal sonic is the coolest guy i have ever seen in my life
evanonline.bsky.social
i was gonnnnnaaaaaa don't worry i can kill my demons easily ok
evanonline.bsky.social
i invested in a vertical mouse and new wrist braces... i think a new desk would help too, and my current one is not in great shape anyway, but that's a big hassle. i am probably already good to draw again actually but i don't wanna push it
evanonline.bsky.social
my hand is healing well btw. but i kept trying to draw because i guess opening aseprite and throwing down pixels is what i do when i can't think of anything, now. i had to stop myself.
evanonline.bsky.social
you have to ohko a blissey for me NOW
evanonline.bsky.social
put nintendo's new baby in smash. do what nick all-star brawl was afraid to do and let me stagespike an infant
evanonline.bsky.social
i am left-handed but i use my right hand for my mouse at my PC, and i think between pixel art and my day job, i've been straining it too hard. i am going to try to take care of myself because if i developed an injury from drawing the sonic underground exploding baby i will never forgive myself.
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horseonvhs.com
once again schulz paves the way
A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking “It’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways
evanonline.bsky.social
it's very washycore to insist on awarding made up prizes to people tbh. only difference is that she doesnt do the little buddy voice about it
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twilightpb.bsky.social
AFTER SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE ARE LIVE WITH MAH BIRTHDAY STREAM!!! FUNDRAISING FOR MY CPAP MACHINE!! PLAYING THROUGH HALF-LIFE 2 TOTALLY NORMALLY
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twilightpb.bsky.social
I participated in a sleep study, and learned I stop breathing 60 times an hour at night. So I don't die in my sleep someday, I'm fundraising for a CPAP machine!

On October 6th (which is MY BIRTHDAY!!!), from start to finish, I will be playing HALF-LIFE 2!

There will be nothing wrong with it.

...?
evanonline.bsky.social
can't sleep. thinking about how dumb the villain plan is in goblet of fire. i need harry potter for a ritual so im going to enter him into a year-long tournament and try to cheat it in his favor, so i can get him to touch the trophy, because i made the trophy warp you to voldemort
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theyve got a perfect situation going. halloween is coming. it's treehouse of horror time. kang and kodos do some crazy shit to fortnite and it scared off the bugs worse than any power ranger or kpop demon hunter ever could
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in fortnite right now, apparently everyone hated this bug alien invasion stuff so much that they decided to remove everything entirely and all the NPCs are talking like "guys... the bugs left because they're afraid of what's coming next..."

so i hope that they are really doing simpsons in november.
evanonline.bsky.social
don't you hate it when your brother and that annoying dog ignore local zoning laws
nendoroid display. snoopy and sans and woodstock are partying on snoopy's doghouse roof. isabelle is confused. papyrus threateningly shakes a bone at sans.
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agent47-hit-man.bsky.social
Diana it's imperative we watch the credits I need to get the secret code from Scooby-Doo so I can beat Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed on Game Boy Advance