Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Made an Aldi run right before they closed, it's like 65° right now and it's about to rain hard as fuck so there's a lovely breeze in the air. Life is so beautiful

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 2d

Dream I Had of a New Columbo Episode: Murderer kills guy, burns the body, claims the awful smell is because he was chain-smoking cigarettes. Columbo reveals he was actually smoking a new kind of water-based cigarette that emits an odorless steam and not smoke

1 4

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 3d

kids choice awards 2016 promo image of mario, luigi and paper mario's DMs.

Luigi: What do you guys think about getting slimed?

Mario: Mama mia! I've always wanted to get slimed!

Paper Mario: ✔️

Mario: Sometimes I wish there was slime in the question mark blocks.

Luigi: Really?

Paper Mario: 😃

Mario: How AWESOME would that be!

screencap of Sonic's instagram DMs with Luigi.

Luigi: Hey Sonic been a while. Need to warn you about my bro. He heard youre doing Olympics without us and hes even madder at you.

Sonic: man hes always like this. hes so cool but WE always need to go to HIS place. same reason i didnt invite him to go karting!!! he would have said no anyway

Luigi: I agree man, Im sorry. Hes really mad at Mega Man Pac-Man and Joker too not just you. The thing he's really mad about is that you guys got Slime in your item boxes though.

Sonic: what????

Luigi: Yeah we went to the Kids Choice Awards once a few years ago and he wouldnt stop talking about the Slime. Next time you see him dont mention Slime at all. Im serious

2 310 680

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

🏳️‍⚧️ strange robot girl online 🏳️‍⚧️ @risinggaruda.bsky.social · Aug 28

super mario sunshine functions perfectly as long as you're pure of heart

4 35 130

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 4d

Worst part of Mario Kart World is that Peach says "nyum nyum nyum" when she eats food

1 2

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 5d

😊 yay (also I'm down for whatever this is)

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 6d

1 2

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 6d

Unrestrained Summer Fun

1 3

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

chess!! @videochess.world · 6d

brothers named Insane Combos and Free Poster

1 150 380

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 7d

I got one

A paper bag from my job, within which sits a plastic bag from GameStop, within which sits my prize: a Nintendo Switch 2. The box is upside down but that's okay

1 6

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 7d

I'll still be on here but man........... Man

1 4

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 7d

The real death knell is that Dril is posting on Threads now

1 2

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

kuraine @lena.fyi · 8d

just a reminder that bandcamp friday is tomorrow & streaming services are interrupting music streams with ai generated shit, flooding the database with artists that don't exist in any way other than profiting the platform owners

so instead of paying a monthly fee, buy an album or two each month ok

10 860 1.7K

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

BABA @floorbaba.bsky.social · Aug 1

labor

out now 🌜👁️☁️

floorbaba.bandcamp.com/album/labor

labor, by FLOOR BABA

8 track album

floorbaba.bandcamp.com

5 62 140

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

⚡️Neon Cowell⚡️🕹️Touhou Farming out NOW on Steam!! @neoncowell.bsky.social · 8d

It’s Bandcamp Friday and the perfect day to pick up my latest album, MagicIan! I’m going to be playing a bunch of these tunes at a Sick Unannounced Show, “Relatively Soon”, so prepare yourself now by picking up a copy!

🧙‍♂️MagicIan🧙‍♂️- iancowell.bandcamp.com/album/magician

7 15

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

🔥Carrie🔥 @supitscarrie.bsky.social · 8d

Also its bandcamp Friday. You know what that means (buy our shit)

biscore.bandcamp.com

premiumvintage.bandcamp.com

12 14

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

2 Mello @2mello.net · 8d

It's Bandcamp Friday and owning files forever is sexy, go get em and support artists with 100% of the profits today!

1 95 200

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 8d

it's @bandcamp Friday. it's a great day to support independent musicians and a great day to pick up one of the remaining copies of Neighborhood Gods Unlimited on vinyl or cassette because streaming services don't care if we LIVE OR DIE

openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/music

30 83

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 8d

Buy Music Today

bigfake.bandcamp.com

joeyz.bandcamp.com

theuncannyimp.bandcamp.com

prowessthetestament.bandcamp.com

BIGFAKE

BIGFAKE is the latest in sound

bigfake.bandcamp.com

1 1

Reposted by adeline! (or: BIGFAKE)

Imp (they/them) @theuncannyimp.bsky.social · 8d

Today's #BandcampFriday, the day where they waive 100% of their proceeds to give it all to the artists and labels that allow for their platform to exist. Want to be the envy of all your friends with a cool new shirt or CD? Check out my storefront.

theuncannyimp.bandcamp.com/merch

Merch from Imp

theuncannyimp.bandcamp.com

3 2

adeline! (or: BIGFAKE) @bigfakeinhell.bsky.social · 8d

This is how I first learned lol