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hyperphonic.bsky.social
werner herzog's slutty evil twin
@hyperphonic.bsky.social
professional nightmare ♡ she/her
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for all the hotties who saw the dread wolf in all his glory and went "can i pet!!! that dog!!!"

nsfw / #solavellan / written for #DragonAgeKinkmemeChallenge2025
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
AAAB (assigned aries at birth)
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i need u guys to know that if i could photoshop i would make this solas
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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The minute by minute battle between people uploading the video and companies taking it down is a real early internet idealism information wants to be free cyberpunk situation
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
one day ur young and spry and the next ur butt dialing @redbelles.bsky.social on a sunday morning like some kind of boomer 🪦
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
LINUX IM COMING BACK FOR YOU BABY!!!! i'm coming back for you!!!!!!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I am an old man, @mozilla.org, and I was happy to sit in my rocking chair and use Firefox until sunset. But if you insist on choking this browser with GenAI bloat, I will face God and walk backwards into Linux.
@mozilla.org I have been using Firefox for YEARS. Not sure what the new CEO is hoping to achieve by "AI everything now" but if the hope is to drive people like me off your browser, you will surely succeed.
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
when u got two libras in the gc
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Death Rides a Pale Horse (circa 2020)
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
mx. hyperphonic is never bored i'll tell u that!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
my current hyperfixation is 50 cent's mercury in gemini
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
been rlly into calling all the nbs in my life top dog lately
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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🤷
December 20, 2024 at 4:19 AM
as of late i
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
what if the pope blasted cigs???
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
so far my favorite part about not having a sp*tify wrapped is not exposing to the entire tl how much björk i actually do listen to
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
missed opportunity during my thesis defense to derail halfway through and subject the entire department to my actual ted talk, "why resurrection is the best alien movie and no it's not just bc it's more queer than the rest of them"
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
accidentally manifested departmental comments on my thesis,,,,,, back to work i guess
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i'm not even mad that my frantic escape from graduate school required a dip back into the old love affair with nicotine bc to be honest you guys nothing hits like a coffee/nicotine/shit moment. it's transcendent, it's a high i'll chase forever
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if i were to write link in a modern au i would make him an ec*terr*rist
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Sending love to my Indigenous and Native friends and mutuals this week.

Friends, please remember this is a day of mourning for many of our Indigenous and Native neighbors for a very good reason. Please be respectful of that, and them.
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
bring back really long remixes
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i am genuinely so floored that it is 2025 and i can feel my brain working on??? a stranger things??????? one shot?????? what the fuck is this a trauma response?
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM