willow
@fireatwillow.bsky.social
you do the job that’s in front of you
the it’s so over/we’re so back continuum was first theorized when a guy listened to dancing on my own and call your girlfriend back to back
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
the it’s so over/we’re so back continuum was first theorized when a guy listened to dancing on my own and call your girlfriend back to back
tied to a chair, i spit a tooth on the ground. this big fuck doesn’t even know what information he’s trying to get out of me. he also doesn’t know that i’m not out of options yet. i purse my lips.
(HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS WOODPECKER WHISTLE PLAYS)
(HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS WOODPECKER WHISTLE PLAYS)
January 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
tied to a chair, i spit a tooth on the ground. this big fuck doesn’t even know what information he’s trying to get out of me. he also doesn’t know that i’m not out of options yet. i purse my lips.
(HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS WOODPECKER WHISTLE PLAYS)
(HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS WOODPECKER WHISTLE PLAYS)
sorry i didn’t see you at the party i got to the front door but by the time i was done compiling shaders you’d already left
January 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sorry i didn’t see you at the party i got to the front door but by the time i was done compiling shaders you’d already left
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
(your hands detach and fly into the air) ah, i see you’ve met my stand, MR. WORLDWIDE!
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
(your hands detach and fly into the air) ah, i see you’ve met my stand, MR. WORLDWIDE!
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new work for Abnormal Mapping:
THE GREAT GUNDAM PROJECT
two-color logo
THE GREAT GUNDAM PROJECT
two-color logo
January 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM
new work for Abnormal Mapping:
THE GREAT GUNDAM PROJECT
two-color logo
THE GREAT GUNDAM PROJECT
two-color logo
hey man, if you’re ever out drinking and you can’t drive home, call me. anytime, anywhere. i don’t have a car. i will probably also be drunk. we can talk about gohan
January 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
hey man, if you’re ever out drinking and you can’t drive home, call me. anytime, anywhere. i don’t have a car. i will probably also be drunk. we can talk about gohan
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Edger Gandalf: YOU! SHALL NOT! BLAST!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Edger Gandalf: YOU! SHALL NOT! BLAST!!!
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[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
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Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
crypt keepers be like i’m literally just chilling
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 PM
crypt keepers be like i’m literally just chilling
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Highly recommend reading this story about a reporter casually finding out his wife is a world Tetris champion: archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Highly recommend reading this story about a reporter casually finding out his wife is a world Tetris champion: archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...
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being stuck in this Museum got me thinking of the Night i spent with you. i was acting up when i should've Ben Stiller.
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
being stuck in this Museum got me thinking of the Night i spent with you. i was acting up when i should've Ben Stiller.
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January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!
VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!
[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
i know it’s a weed thing but i can’t help but read it as Tock and Hall Corture
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
i know it’s a weed thing but i can’t help but read it as Tock and Hall Corture
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(when i have one pack of cigarettes and six beers) It’s Crazy How I Have Unlimited Cigarrettes And Beers
July 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
(when i have one pack of cigarettes and six beers) It’s Crazy How I Have Unlimited Cigarrettes And Beers
streaming apps should have a little option to press where if if this tour doesn’t kill you i will plays on shuffle it should ALWAYS play dvp next
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
streaming apps should have a little option to press where if if this tour doesn’t kill you i will plays on shuffle it should ALWAYS play dvp next
(to thawed bog-preserved caveman) yeah and then he says “to give the covenant back their bomb.” you can probably get one more hit off this, i got more if it’s totally dead
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
(to thawed bog-preserved caveman) yeah and then he says “to give the covenant back their bomb.” you can probably get one more hit off this, i got more if it’s totally dead
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FUCK
*controller slam*
the venue:
*controller slam*
the venue:
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
FUCK
*controller slam*
the venue:
*controller slam*
the venue:
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"something's gotten into the animals"
happy year of the horse
happy year of the horse
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"something's gotten into the animals"
happy year of the horse
happy year of the horse
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its a silent cartography / chucking sticks at gold elites / the kind of shit made by 343
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
its a silent cartography / chucking sticks at gold elites / the kind of shit made by 343
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
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