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The greatest hater in world history
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But time and circumstance will always prove us wrong eventually. The thing that’s supposed to happen…won’t. The surprise will appear, sometimes as heartbreak, sometimes as salvation. And I’m gonna stand in awe, wondering how the hell that just happened, every time. I hope I always do.
January 20, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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I have ascended to heaven like Elijah
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
CARSON BECK HAD ONE MORE IN HIM
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Queuing up the “Hitler dead” image for when they fire Patullo
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Anyone else mute they uncle because he sends you too many instagram reels?
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Becca Good, the wife of Renee Good, has released her first public statement since the shooting

“We were raising our son to believe that no matter where you come from or what you look like, all of us deserve compassion and kindness. Renee lived this belief every day.”
Renee Macklin Good’s wife says she nurtured kindness
On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.
www.mprnews.org
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Our most recent article is on the US's attack on Venezuela, Baudrillard, and the end of war
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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oh the things baudrillard could write here…
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Every day Ryan Day and Kalen Deboer wake up to the 2/3 of the most miserable jobs in the country. Kirby has the third but he’s too dumb to feel fear
i wonder if ryan day ever thinks about how much happier he would be at literally any other job in the country
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if instead of Jojo Siwa it was Jojo Sliwa and she wore a red beret
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Check out this Substack! It’ll be a great variety blog of shortish essays about all sorts of things
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Set Sail With Us Prattlers, Star-Gazers, and Good-For-Nothings on the Yacht of Fools! yachtoffools.substack.com
Yacht's Substack | Yacht of Fools | Substack
My personal Substack. Click to read Yacht's Substack, by Yacht of Fools, a Substack publication. Launched 17 minutes ago.
yachtoffools.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I would pay so much for an audiobook with @surber.bsky.social voicing RFK
“Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.”

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That last sentence felt like a baseball bat to the head
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect

insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Saw a car with a Clemson and South Carolina sticker, what the fuck is that
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Practicing free throws with a red onion
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve just had an idea. An Insight if you will. A gaze into the true nature of the world. No No No don’t repeat it now! Just something for us ;)
Larry Summers had an "insight" in an email to Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I think Nick Sirianni is trying his best
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Penn State’s so mad they may fire the interim and replace him with Chat-GPT Joe Paterno
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM