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@iamdwalt.bsky.social
Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. https://dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com
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Dylan Goes To Village Plenty Valley.
Village Plenty Valley, Mill Park How To Train Your Dragon – June 2025. I’ve been thinking about joy a lot recently. As an emotion and as a concept, and the big and small things in life …
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In which you have to meet things halfway, the slide didn’t look big enough, and I temporarily felt like the god of an extremely small universe. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2025/07/20/d...
I like JKR the same way I like my tea
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I like JKR the same way I like my tea
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, even as his mother died of a broken heart, was sent to live with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine while his sister was raised on Alderaan.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, learned that with great power there must also come great responsibility.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, even as his mother died of a broken heart, was sent to live with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine while his sister was raised on Alderaan.
I recognise one, and only one, USS Defiant
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I recognise one, and only one, USS Defiant
It’s the 22nd of December youtu.be/336sopN3rL4?...
How To Make Gravox
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December 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It’s the 22nd of December youtu.be/336sopN3rL4?...
“There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.”
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.”
Before Paul Kelly wrote the sequel song, my original interpretation was Joe was writing Dan a suicide note. Whether he was consciously aware of it or not. #GravyDay
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Before Paul Kelly wrote the sequel song, my original interpretation was Joe was writing Dan a suicide note. Whether he was consciously aware of it or not. #GravyDay
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me going into 2026
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Me going into 2026
December 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh yes, Josh Frydenberg lecturing us. I’m sure that will make Victorians pause and reflect on antisemitism.
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh yes, Josh Frydenberg lecturing us. I’m sure that will make Victorians pause and reflect on antisemitism.
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Movie theatres forever
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Movie theatres forever
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New Victorian tourism campaign just dropped
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
New Victorian tourism campaign just dropped
Yeah, I’m a Swiftie. I’m all about those modest proposals, baby.
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yeah, I’m a Swiftie. I’m all about those modest proposals, baby.
The worst thing you can actually do in a game of cricket is pull one of the stumps out of the ground and stab your opponent with it. But making a duck in each inning is still pretty bad, I guess.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The worst thing you can actually do in a game of cricket is pull one of the stumps out of the ground and stab your opponent with it. But making a duck in each inning is still pretty bad, I guess.
“We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.”
In addition to this being a great thread, I dare say this film would be several orders of magnitude better than the actual Cocaine Bear, which I gave a resounding “meh.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In addition to this being a great thread, I dare say this film would be several orders of magnitude better than the actual Cocaine Bear, which I gave a resounding “meh.”
Teller refused to comment.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Teller refused to comment.
The IT specialists.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The IT specialists.
“In the future, everyone will be leader of the Victorian Liberal Party for fifteen minutes.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“In the future, everyone will be leader of the Victorian Liberal Party for fifteen minutes.”
Shannon with his finger on the pulse as usual.
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Shannon with his finger on the pulse as usual.
This mob couldn’t run a fucking bath, let alone the state.
It sounds like some of them are scared they might actually win the next election and have to do some real work, rather than just chirping from the cheap seats.
It sounds like some of them are scared they might actually win the next election and have to do some real work, rather than just chirping from the cheap seats.
#BREAKING 🚨 Victorian Liberal leader Brad Battin is set to face a leadership spill tomorrow, with Kew MP Jess Wilson set to challenge him
The move is despite the Coalition leading in multiple recent state polls and Battin being ahead in preferred premier polling
The move is despite the Coalition leading in multiple recent state polls and Battin being ahead in preferred premier polling
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This mob couldn’t run a fucking bath, let alone the state.
It sounds like some of them are scared they might actually win the next election and have to do some real work, rather than just chirping from the cheap seats.
It sounds like some of them are scared they might actually win the next election and have to do some real work, rather than just chirping from the cheap seats.
