i_am_seanclark
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Do it look like I got left off Bad and Boujie.
Morehouse Man | NYer in CLE | Foodie | Blue Phi 🔵⚪️
Morehouse Man | NYer in CLE | Foodie | Blue Phi 🔵⚪️
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I’m old enough to have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen. 🎊
January 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m old enough to have upstairs ibuprofen and downstairs ibuprofen. 🎊
For your kids:
1) Get them a Skymiles account.
2) Upload all the videos you have of them to your YouTube for storage.
1) Get them a Skymiles account.
2) Upload all the videos you have of them to your YouTube for storage.
January 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
For your kids:
1) Get them a Skymiles account.
2) Upload all the videos you have of them to your YouTube for storage.
1) Get them a Skymiles account.
2) Upload all the videos you have of them to your YouTube for storage.
808s and Heartbreak for the work I gotta do for the rest of the year.
December 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
808s and Heartbreak for the work I gotta do for the rest of the year.
When the Vyvanse and Caffeine hit. It’s a whole new world.
December 17, 2024 at 2:29 PM
When the Vyvanse and Caffeine hit. It’s a whole new world.
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Swearing off self-help books next year. 2025 is the year of self-hindrance.
December 16, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Swearing off self-help books next year. 2025 is the year of self-hindrance.
Was going to do a prime rib roast for Xmas but I know the fam gonna be like “is that blood?” Smh
December 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Was going to do a prime rib roast for Xmas but I know the fam gonna be like “is that blood?” Smh
Gas burning too fast for how much I’m paying. Feel like I’m being jipped
December 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Gas burning too fast for how much I’m paying. Feel like I’m being jipped
Here's my other thing: You don't have to make content.
December 9, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Here's my other thing: You don't have to make content.
Most AI tools are trash.
December 9, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Most AI tools are trash.
BRICS has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
December 9, 2024 at 2:44 PM
BRICS has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Is Amazon prime really delivering within two days now???
December 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Is Amazon prime really delivering within two days now???
Damn. Someone hacked my TikTok.
November 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Damn. Someone hacked my TikTok.
Boil those ham hocks and turkey necks in the instant pot to make your stock. Saves hours!
November 26, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Boil those ham hocks and turkey necks in the instant pot to make your stock. Saves hours!
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Dear Diner:
Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.
Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.
November 23, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Dear Diner:
Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.
Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.
The bar in #stlouis didn’t have any Budweiser. I’m disappointed. But then he poured my jack and coke in a pint glass so…..I’ll take it.
November 21, 2024 at 1:22 AM
The bar in #stlouis didn’t have any Budweiser. I’m disappointed. But then he poured my jack and coke in a pint glass so…..I’ll take it.
I don’t know why this idea never crossed my mind. Now I’m looking up a griddle.
We’re making cheeseburgers for Thanksgiving this year.
No one really likes turkey that much. Cheeseburgers rock. And fuck it. There are no rules anymore.
We are all agents of chaos now.
No one really likes turkey that much. Cheeseburgers rock. And fuck it. There are no rules anymore.
We are all agents of chaos now.
November 20, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I don’t know why this idea never crossed my mind. Now I’m looking up a griddle.
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Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
I briefly considered getting a brick phone. Briefly.
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I briefly considered getting a brick phone. Briefly.
You know what would be great? If my bank account suddenly had a few more Ks in it.
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 AM
You know what would be great? If my bank account suddenly had a few more Ks in it.
Happy Gladiator 2 release week to those who celebrate
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Happy Gladiator 2 release week to those who celebrate
Straight black coffee kind of week coming up.
November 18, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Straight black coffee kind of week coming up.
Pushing older age, Saturday bedtimes getting earlier and earlier. All about the energy needed tomorrow.
November 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Pushing older age, Saturday bedtimes getting earlier and earlier. All about the energy needed tomorrow.
I can only think of 3 rn but I’ll get back to y’all.
November 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I can only think of 3 rn but I’ll get back to y’all.
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Yes! Outta the can, tho. Keep that artisanal cranberry relish elsewhere.
Okay #blacksky this is a safe space. Do yall really mess with cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving?
a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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November 16, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Yes! Outta the can, tho. Keep that artisanal cranberry relish elsewhere.