Firebolt, Attorney at Claw
iamthatdork.bsky.social
Firebolt, Attorney at Claw
@iamthatdork.bsky.social
Attorney. Pragmatic idealist. CO now, former and future resident of Woke Hoth
May your forehead grow like the mighty oak
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
My partner has surgery in a couple weeks and in the pre op instructions, it says she can drink clear liquids and Gatorade up til like 4 hours before the surgery.

Except for red or purple Gatorade. She's not allowed to drink those two colors during that timeframe
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Yeah from what I understand from classmates who met him to vie for clerkships he's very conservative but not at all MAGA. That was like a decade ago so things may have changed but I doubt it. Esp given the MAGA disdain & hostility for ppl with disabilities.
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Schiltz's wife Elizabeth was my contracts professor in law school. She's cool, has a major passion for disability law. Never met him but had classmates who clerked for him.
January 27, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Making me think of when we lived in Plano, my mom had a coworker who literally told me to just check R straight down ticket. Don't even look at the other names.

Just pure lack of critical thought as a culture. Tribalism at its finest
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This makes me want to revisit the article on Marc in...I think Ars Technica about his weird relationship involving a porn publisher or something?
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
People should be super helpful to ICE by pouring hot water on their windshields
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I'm convinced the only reason the Whipple Building still stands is cause they're holding ppl in it.
January 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I think ppl who haven't lived there don't understand the amount of restraint in the Twin Cities right now.
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Same. It's kinda sucked that we haven't had Britbox for a bit. Hoping that can be remedied soon
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Ah! We decoupled acorn and britbox from my in laws and haven't added britbox back yet!

...I miss QI and WILTY
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Wait where is L&O UK?
I'm assuming UK version is better. Like Doc Martin versus the new American version
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
If only we could get rid of TABOR.
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Huh. I didn't think of that. I just get pissed off at her complete and utter lack of growth.
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
We rewatch ATLA every few years and every time it holds up.

Korra just pisses me off tho
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Firebolt, Attorney at Claw
Español: ¡ALERTA MÁXIMA! Necesitamos gente patrullando las calles ahora mismo. En Lake Street, Powderhorn, Central y el sur de Minneapolis hay una gran presencia de agentes de inmigración. Desde paradas de autobús hasta personas siendo sacadas de sus coches. 2/
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM