💀captain jeefheart💀
@iamtito.bsky.social
thoughts aren’t real.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
dad. trophy husband. idiot.
this toilets lack of urgency is disturbing
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this toilets lack of urgency is disturbing
smooth brain lizard time
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
smooth brain lizard time
the best part about adhd is all the steps you have to take to get the meds you need to not be a lizard person
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the best part about adhd is all the steps you have to take to get the meds you need to not be a lizard person
it’s called expresso cuz you drink it fast like a shot
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it’s called expresso cuz you drink it fast like a shot
unless these drones are delivering us from evil I don’t want em
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
unless these drones are delivering us from evil I don’t want em
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Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
It’s a tshirt tucked into jeans kind of day
December 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s a tshirt tucked into jeans kind of day
sadie sink as jean grey is a fun one. but what if she’s spider gwen.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
sadie sink as jean grey is a fun one. but what if she’s spider gwen.
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FULL FORCE FRIDAY:🆕November 28th ENCORE!🎧
VOIDSPIRE - Vacant Towers EP 🇳🇴💠
4 Track EP from Oslo, Norwegian Atmospheric Death Metal outfit💠
AL➡️album.link/i/1851562394💠
#Voidspire #VacantTowers #AtmosphericDeathMeta #FFFNov28 #KMäN
VOIDSPIRE - Vacant Towers EP 🇳🇴💠
4 Track EP from Oslo, Norwegian Atmospheric Death Metal outfit💠
AL➡️album.link/i/1851562394💠
#Voidspire #VacantTowers #AtmosphericDeathMeta #FFFNov28 #KMäN
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
FULL FORCE FRIDAY:🆕November 28th ENCORE!🎧
VOIDSPIRE - Vacant Towers EP 🇳🇴💠
4 Track EP from Oslo, Norwegian Atmospheric Death Metal outfit💠
AL➡️album.link/i/1851562394💠
#Voidspire #VacantTowers #AtmosphericDeathMeta #FFFNov28 #KMäN
VOIDSPIRE - Vacant Towers EP 🇳🇴💠
4 Track EP from Oslo, Norwegian Atmospheric Death Metal outfit💠
AL➡️album.link/i/1851562394💠
#Voidspire #VacantTowers #AtmosphericDeathMeta #FFFNov28 #KMäN
jeef your mind freef your mind
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
jeef your mind freef your mind
everyday is work every hour is work
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
everyday is work every hour is work
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Been getting followed by a few of these: Pinned advertisement, a TL that goes back less than 24 hours yet somehow usually over 6k followed. In this case more.
Stay frosty, friends (report and block)
Stay frosty, friends (report and block)
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Been getting followed by a few of these: Pinned advertisement, a TL that goes back less than 24 hours yet somehow usually over 6k followed. In this case more.
Stay frosty, friends (report and block)
Stay frosty, friends (report and block)
neurodivergence is a fucking prison
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
neurodivergence is a fucking prison
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these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
41 is two heating pads at once
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
41 is two heating pads at once
don’t forget to wash behind your nuts
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
don’t forget to wash behind your nuts
remember when eddie murphy invented ozempic
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
remember when eddie murphy invented ozempic
not enough jeef and tool in my life
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
not enough jeef and tool in my life
gross this sour cream was showing was too many inexcusable use cases for sour cream
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
gross this sour cream was showing was too many inexcusable use cases for sour cream
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platypus and plongypus
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
platypus and plongypus
nothing like pouring yourself a hot cup of coffee only for it to be cold
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
nothing like pouring yourself a hot cup of coffee only for it to be cold
gotta get those neck reps in bro
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
gotta get those neck reps in bro
the existence of platitudes implies the existence of plongitudes
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the existence of platitudes implies the existence of plongitudes