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Idiot Kitchen
@idiotkitchen.bsky.social
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I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
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Rabbit sitting uncertainly inside a large pink tube. The caption, which has been partly cropped off, says "me when I uhhhh me when. When i ummmmm"
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Unc says "go to hell" into the old timey phone handset. Then he hangs it up and it's a Garfield phone
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Image of one of those Japanese deer inside some kind of subway-lookin' liminal passageway. The caption says, "He moves through a realm not made for him, where order has replaced nature. A world that mirrors the shape of creation but improperly. The mechanisms hum like wind streams without souls, precise but hollow, lacking spirit. Where am I, he wonders. Sometimes, I understand him."
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Wedge of cheese with wheels and a racing spoiler, piloted by a mouse nestled into the cheese itself. The caption says *thunderous engine noises*
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Shot from 2001: A Space Odyssey where a figure in a red space suit walks toward the viewer through a harshly lit white space station corridor
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Tiny dawg at da animal shelter but there's a sign that says "WILL BITE" like the lil homie is small af but vicious apparently
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Legend
Pictures of a cyclist at beginning and end destinations; the caption says "Guy Spends 36 Days Cycling From Poo Poo Point To Pee Pee Creek" and the guy looks rather pleased about it
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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A bottle of Aunt Jemima (RIP) pancake syrup and a bottle of Sprite with the caption "finna sip this pain away 😔💔❤️‍🩹"
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Pair of bumper stickers that read "Gatorade should be thicker" and "I ♥️ aging and dying"
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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grocery store self-checkout screen where the user has egregiously misspelled the word "onion" as "unnyen" The caption reads "Everywhere I go be some damn spelling be... 🤦‍♂️"
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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BEWARE OF BRED DONT USE FIRE HE WILL GET STRONGER AND BIGGER
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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five glasses of milk. Two are on their sides but somehow don't spill. A mystery
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Jerry is examining a slip of paper, which has "i^2 = -1" written on it. George, looking on (with "Euler" marked on his forehead) quips, "Made it up."
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM