Idiot Kitchen
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I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
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this town's name, Adewell, derives from its proximity to a naturally therapeutic Gatorade spring
January 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
this town's name, Adewell, derives from its proximity to a naturally therapeutic Gatorade spring
Oh cool, they got goiter video games now
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oh cool, they got goiter video games now
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there is a city underwater called Bubble City
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
there is a city underwater called Bubble City
oh for shitting out loud
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
oh for shitting out loud
pleathse don't hurd me
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
pleathse don't hurd me
you look like you play Farkle competitively
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
you look like you play Farkle competitively
55 year old man answers Warhammer 40k lore questions for the duration of a 28 minute YouTube video
January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
55 year old man answers Warhammer 40k lore questions for the duration of a 28 minute YouTube video
A soggy sensation grinked its way up my spine and nestled in my oinkus
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
A soggy sensation grinked its way up my spine and nestled in my oinkus
Sorry I'm late to work. Some twelve-year-old kid challenged me to a Poke'mon battle on the way here and he remorselessly thrashed all 6 of my level 9 Dunsparces and then he spit on me and called me a bitch-ass
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Sorry I'm late to work. Some twelve-year-old kid challenged me to a Poke'mon battle on the way here and he remorselessly thrashed all 6 of my level 9 Dunsparces and then he spit on me and called me a bitch-ass
Sorry I didn't mean to add the yeast infection emoji at the end there
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sorry I didn't mean to add the yeast infection emoji at the end there
Trapped in the chasm with the Frog Hoggus prayin' to my maker so I die with dry socks
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Trapped in the chasm with the Frog Hoggus prayin' to my maker so I die with dry socks
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eating rigatoni monster-style until they call the sheriff
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 AM
eating rigatoni monster-style until they call the sheriff
Do zen glazed donuts
got me actin'
unwise,,,
got me actin'
unwise,,,
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Do zen glazed donuts
got me actin'
unwise,,,
got me actin'
unwise,,,
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What’s up with the extent to which
January 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
What’s up with the extent to which
Me on "bring a friend day" at Alcoholics Anonymous
Oh yeah, that's my buddy Gordon. Say hi, Gordon.
Gor'Donn The Destroyer: *stows his war axe to wave sheepishly*
Oh yeah, that's my buddy Gordon. Say hi, Gordon.
Gor'Donn The Destroyer: *stows his war axe to wave sheepishly*
January 20, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Me on "bring a friend day" at Alcoholics Anonymous
Oh yeah, that's my buddy Gordon. Say hi, Gordon.
Gor'Donn The Destroyer: *stows his war axe to wave sheepishly*
Oh yeah, that's my buddy Gordon. Say hi, Gordon.
Gor'Donn The Destroyer: *stows his war axe to wave sheepishly*
you've ratted your last atoullie
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
you've ratted your last atoullie
Jork your Peanids to Work Day
January 20, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Jork your Peanids to Work Day
Me to my friend: so anyway if you're good with this investment you'll be up to your damn dudleys un uhhhh whatchacallit
My lawyer: debt
Me: yeah. Wait is that bad
My lawyer: debt
Me: yeah. Wait is that bad
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Me to my friend: so anyway if you're good with this investment you'll be up to your damn dudleys un uhhhh whatchacallit
My lawyer: debt
Me: yeah. Wait is that bad
My lawyer: debt
Me: yeah. Wait is that bad
Hey. I was just about to throw a bunch of car batteries into the ocean a little farther along the beach, you wanna join me?
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Hey. I was just about to throw a bunch of car batteries into the ocean a little farther along the beach, you wanna join me?
Sometimes your web browser gags on a website and you gotta run it back like you're crank-starting an old automobile
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Sometimes your web browser gags on a website and you gotta run it back like you're crank-starting an old automobile
every door you time a close another opens window
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
every door you time a close another opens window
If you so much as glance sidelong at a mushroom they'll be calling you a mycologist
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
If you so much as glance sidelong at a mushroom they'll be calling you a mycologist
It's not an excellent dessert unless you shit your pants after
January 19, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It's not an excellent dessert unless you shit your pants after