Idiot Kitchen
@idiotkitchen.bsky.social
I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
There at the razor edge of the horizon lies tomorrow, held tight in the vise of today
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
There at the razor edge of the horizon lies tomorrow, held tight in the vise of today
acquiring bird management devices
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
acquiring bird management devices
sory boss I h'ain't learned yet how t' agriculture
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
sory boss I h'ain't learned yet how t' agriculture
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I hate when it's my turn to feed barley-men into the millstone. They're so pathetic, like "I'm begging you not to grind me. I have a family!" Buddy, no you don't. I just saw them — you have 2.5 bags of mid-grade flour.
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I hate when it's my turn to feed barley-men into the millstone. They're so pathetic, like "I'm begging you not to grind me. I have a family!" Buddy, no you don't. I just saw them — you have 2.5 bags of mid-grade flour.
Hey everyone! This guy can't distinguish between grape tomatoes and cherry tomatoes!
How embarrassing! Join me in laughing derisively at his folly!
How embarrassing! Join me in laughing derisively at his folly!
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hey everyone! This guy can't distinguish between grape tomatoes and cherry tomatoes!
How embarrassing! Join me in laughing derisively at his folly!
How embarrassing! Join me in laughing derisively at his folly!
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everybody dies eventually, kid. even macromedia flash
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 AM
everybody dies eventually, kid. even macromedia flash
Trendy font websites be like
Gracious equine neutrals elevated rectory admirals languidly, steeled towards rotten instigating kaisers: extraordinary
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Trendy font websites be like
Keep getting mistaken for corn on the cob
could it be my luxurious kernels???
could it be my luxurious kernels???
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Keep getting mistaken for corn on the cob
could it be my luxurious kernels???
could it be my luxurious kernels???
You're just the amuse-bouche to my smorgasbord of human misery
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
You're just the amuse-bouche to my smorgasbord of human misery
Aspiring shadow seeking darkness
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Aspiring shadow seeking darkness
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Bad at snacking
appalling form
failure to consume morsels
appalling form
failure to consume morsels
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Bad at snacking
appalling form
failure to consume morsels
appalling form
failure to consume morsels
Rosewood inlaid baby grand piano filled with baked beans
January 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Rosewood inlaid baby grand piano filled with baked beans
Looking at some pretty cool AirB&Bs
- Thin, rickety bridge over a precipitous chasm
- Gurney dangling from a helicopter
- Jungle hamlet frequently targeted by artillery
- Zoo enclosure shared with a tiger who is given too little enrichment
- Depleted uranium ziggurat (haunted)
- Thin, rickety bridge over a precipitous chasm
- Gurney dangling from a helicopter
- Jungle hamlet frequently targeted by artillery
- Zoo enclosure shared with a tiger who is given too little enrichment
- Depleted uranium ziggurat (haunted)
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Looking at some pretty cool AirB&Bs
- Thin, rickety bridge over a precipitous chasm
- Gurney dangling from a helicopter
- Jungle hamlet frequently targeted by artillery
- Zoo enclosure shared with a tiger who is given too little enrichment
- Depleted uranium ziggurat (haunted)
- Thin, rickety bridge over a precipitous chasm
- Gurney dangling from a helicopter
- Jungle hamlet frequently targeted by artillery
- Zoo enclosure shared with a tiger who is given too little enrichment
- Depleted uranium ziggurat (haunted)
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shout out to midnight toast with butter & apricot jam
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
shout out to midnight toast with butter & apricot jam
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New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money
Shopping list arranged into thematic cantos
January 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Shopping list arranged into thematic cantos
staying up-to-date on the horrors and sundry disasters
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
staying up-to-date on the horrors and sundry disasters
If you tell Mom on me, I'll chop your butt off
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If you tell Mom on me, I'll chop your butt off
woke up in a new biscotti
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
woke up in a new biscotti
y'all know all the hardest of scallywags hail from Yugoslavia
January 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
y'all know all the hardest of scallywags hail from Yugoslavia
I take double damage from cheeseburger-based attacks
January 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I take double damage from cheeseburger-based attacks