Drake found dead.

The smile on Kendrick’s face when he said “Hey Drake” directly into the camera will give me life for the next month.

I guess it was a REALLY good time to start Prozac

My pronouns are you have to guess and no matter what I’m going to get mad at you

Got inside and my boss has the inauguration on the tv…should have been late lmfao

Slept through my alarm for a full hour, got ready for work in 15 minutes, and still got here 5 minutes early let’s gooooo

Idk what’s going on anymore but I don’t like it 😤

My tummy hurts :((

Theres no bread
Theyve burned the circuses
And yet if i kms IM CRAZY aight

Didn’t you attend seventh grade biology? data is stored in the balls.

Good time to be starting Prozac. I can already tell this week is really gonna test the effectiveness

What’s wild is that the governemnt literally took peoples jobs away but they’re still gonna be sticking their greedy little hands out for their tax money…like you took the money babe…they can’t give it to you…you’re the reason it’s gone…

#tiktok #tiktokban

Thinking about the time that I dressed up as bunnicula for Halloween and the only person who understood my costume was my elderly music history professor (I love you Ruthanne)

Without tiktok my new form of entertainment is watching the gaggle of particularly fat squirrels that live in my backyard diving into leaves and throwing acorn shells at the deck

I’m here to impress absolutely nobody I just like yapping that’s it

If you’re crashing out over the ban have you considered directing it right into the voicemail box of your representatives…or consider writing all those feelings out in an email! Fax them a letter! It’s hard to ignore a fax flood babey! Let them know exactly how you feel!

#tiktokban #tiktokrefugee

I don’t think you all understand how far my jaw actually dropped when tiktok stopped working…I restarted the app multiple times…I started slapping my phone…I think I might still be in denial I’m ngl

How am I supposed to sleep tonight if I can’t scroll my perfectly curated tiktok feed for hours until I pass out 😤 didn’t think about that now did you government 🧐