The only reason I was a B student overall was because I sucked at math and science (Chemistry nearly killed me. Like I'm already bad at regular math and now you're adding letters and shapes and Greek?? Fuck outta here.) but let me talk long enough and I can make damn near any rhetorical point.

"But I need ChatGPT because I always put my homework off until the last minute!" Bitch, I made it through college with unmedicated ADHD and aced damn near every paper, including the many I wrote less than 24 hours before they were due. Ya'll are weak, pitiful excuses for slackers.

Before it led to the the hellscape we currently inhabit, the 2016 campaign trail was nonstop comedy.

Remember that time Hillary was genuinely shocked by how we poors live? Lmao good times.

Trump’s order to deploy Texas National Guard troops to Chicago is illegal, immoral, and must be stopped by the courts. ICE is already wreaking havoc in our communities. Let’s call this what it is: an invasion by out-of-state troops coming here only with the purpose of tormenting Chicagoans.

one of the funniest possible reactions you can have to all of this nonsense is to say "hillary tried to warn us"

It sounds like a parody of her music written by someone who hates it.

my early thoughts on the new Taylor:
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops

No one, and I mean NO ONE, in Hollywood is talking about Tilly Norwood except over drinks for a chuckle. Actors are such an important part of the creative process - you want an actor who can surprise you every take, not one whose performance you dial up and down on a laptop. This is an ad campaign.

Taylor hun, its time to put down the synth, pick up the guitar, and take a few years off until you find artistic inspiration again because TLoaSG sounds like a parody of your music made by someone who hates it.

(I absolutely ordered it tho)

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.

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Y’know, Black people… #OnlyInATL

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

The US may very well be entering an era of soft secession/Balkanization, and that’s genuinely insane to think about.

I mean, they’re telling the truth, it isn’t the America *they* know💀

I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

Ken Jennings is so funny to me because I mostly just know him as the guy who got famous for being really good at Jeopardy like 20 years ago and now he pops up in my feed every now and then with extremely based political takes 💀

Goddamn y’all for making me have to defend Jimmy Kimmel of all fucking people. I hate that guy.

Am I deeply miserable and full of despair or just hungry? Possibly both tbh

i need help paying the family health insurance premium this month! i need about $20 about 20 times, any amount helps!

They murdered about 10% of the population of Gaza.