Umama
@idkumama.bsky.social
the worst people in the world made a show called severance
March 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the worst people in the world made a show called severance
the allergies at the start of this season does not bode well!
March 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
the allergies at the start of this season does not bode well!
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sorry if i’m terrible at texting back my brain has assigned me 3 people to text consistently and everyone else gets random texts </3
February 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
sorry if i’m terrible at texting back my brain has assigned me 3 people to text consistently and everyone else gets random texts </3
Despite it all, I have to be optimistic
February 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Despite it all, I have to be optimistic
The opps hate to see me cozy in bed coloring and being creative and perhaps sitting with my feelings and discovering myself
February 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The opps hate to see me cozy in bed coloring and being creative and perhaps sitting with my feelings and discovering myself
How did they make haunting of hill house so good
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
How did they make haunting of hill house so good
hey so what the fuck do we do. What the fuck is doge.
February 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
hey so what the fuck do we do. What the fuck is doge.
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I’m being told that this is what the good guys do, but I have no choice but to accept it. And I’m the problem if I don’t.
February 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m being told that this is what the good guys do, but I have no choice but to accept it. And I’m the problem if I don’t.
ME AND THE @5calls.org APP 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
February 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
ME AND THE @5calls.org APP 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
reminder to harass your senators
January 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
reminder to harass your senators
I understand all cafe bustelo drinkers
January 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I understand all cafe bustelo drinkers
cause of death: cardio during luteal phase
January 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
cause of death: cardio during luteal phase
baby deadlifts today ✅
January 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
baby deadlifts today ✅
Below freezing and a couple inches of snow feels nostalgic now 🥲
January 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Below freezing and a couple inches of snow feels nostalgic now 🥲
I need to see that gay little noseferatu movie
January 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I need to see that gay little noseferatu movie
Everyone's face when I tell them I deleted tiktok and can't redownload it 😭😭😭
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Everyone's face when I tell them I deleted tiktok and can't redownload it 😭😭😭
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
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Another absolute classic.
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Another absolute classic.
Why did they make the grilled cheese burrito SO good
December 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Why did they make the grilled cheese burrito SO good
Going to watch the bill + frank episode with my soulmate just to show them what love I yearn for
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Going to watch the bill + frank episode with my soulmate just to show them what love I yearn for
Work lately has been feeling like a lil game compared to life, and I'll take that
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Work lately has been feeling like a lil game compared to life, and I'll take that
The cancer journals, Audre Lorde
November 25, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The cancer journals, Audre Lorde