Dan F
@igingerbeardman.bsky.social
This man and his pet are susceptible to comfort and technological distractions. Wife guy. Enjoy #NHLJets and #MNTwins. Walker of Mary the Korean Jindo, bossed around by 3(!) cats.
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So they worked so much harder, and consumed so much more energy, to produce an AI piece of shit that was so shitty they had to delete it and also delete the evidence of how hard they hard to work to make that massive piece of shit
This is a since-deleted LinkedIn post from the marketing agency that created the since-deleted AI-generated McDonalds Christmas ad, and all I can think of is how the energy consumption must've been about on par with a small suburb or heavy industrial load to produce 30 seconds of slop everyone hated
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So they worked so much harder, and consumed so much more energy, to produce an AI piece of shit that was so shitty they had to delete it and also delete the evidence of how hard they hard to work to make that massive piece of shit
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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“We can’t all be expected to bike.”
Fair. But that’s not the point.
“Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.”
This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.
Fair. But that’s not the point.
“Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.”
This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.
Your Comeback Guide to all the Anti-Cycling Arguments You’ll Hear This Year
Anti-bike arguments aren’t just frustrating—they’re outdated, inaccurate, and often repeated without a shred of evidence.
momentummag.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“We can’t all be expected to bike.”
Fair. But that’s not the point.
“Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.”
This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.
Fair. But that’s not the point.
“Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.”
This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.
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ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date
Recent choice quotes from Kerilee:
“I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table
“All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online
“I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table
“All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Recent choice quotes from Kerilee:
“I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table
“All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online
“I like going to concerts when it’s just shopping.” -after she came back from the washroom with t-shirts from the merch table
“All I want is what I’m imagining in my head!” -said in despair while shopping for clothes online
my wife: can you put water in my mouth like one of them hamsters?
October 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
my wife: can you put water in my mouth like one of them hamsters?
Day 1 from yesterday: The Ring (2002).
(It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.)
(It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.)
🎃 The #31DayHorrorChallenge 2025 is here!
31 prompts. 31 nights. 31 horror movies. Join us this October as we turn the ENTIRE month into a horror movie marathon! 😱
👉 Prompts, rules, downloadable graphics, and giveaway details: nofspodcast.com/halloween
31 prompts. 31 nights. 31 horror movies. Join us this October as we turn the ENTIRE month into a horror movie marathon! 😱
👉 Prompts, rules, downloadable graphics, and giveaway details: nofspodcast.com/halloween
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Day 1 from yesterday: The Ring (2002).
(It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.)
(It was probably actually The Sixth Sense, but we’d watched it pretty recently.)
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
Me, when I see people working hard on their gardens:
July 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Me, when I see people working hard on their gardens:
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Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
May 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
this is your brain: 🥚
this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour:
this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour:
May 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
this is your brain: 🥚
this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour:
this is your brain on a blake lively image rehabilitation tour:
my wife just said i “remind (her) of the dust bowl” (?)
January 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
my wife just said i “remind (her) of the dust bowl” (?)
my wife had a dream that two of our cats took polyjuice potion to look like each other as a prank.
(she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies)
(she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies)
January 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
my wife had a dream that two of our cats took polyjuice potion to look like each other as a prank.
(she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies)
(she has very vivid magical dreams when we re-watch the harry potter movies)