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Brooklyn-based cis lesbian tech nerd. I play softball and do crosswords. I like sports, books, theatre, and voting. Part sheepdog.
Tried to be virtuous and finish off two quick tasks I'd been avoiding before bed. They turned out to be annoying and I could not complete them. Now I am too annoyed to sleep.
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Tried to be virtuous and finish off two quick tasks I'd been avoiding before bed. They turned out to be annoying and I could not complete them. Now I am too annoyed to sleep.
For some reason, this just turned me into the demented laughing woman on the Q train.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
For some reason, this just turned me into the demented laughing woman on the Q train.
Gonna vote Forgot My Scarf as one of the top five worst decisions I've ever made.
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gonna vote Forgot My Scarf as one of the top five worst decisions I've ever made.
I read the headline "Braves Sign Austin Pope To Minor League Deal" and for a good five seconds fully believed they had signed Pope Leo.
This is probably a sign I need some more sleep.
This is probably a sign I need some more sleep.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I read the headline "Braves Sign Austin Pope To Minor League Deal" and for a good five seconds fully believed they had signed Pope Leo.
This is probably a sign I need some more sleep.
This is probably a sign I need some more sleep.
I think tattoo ai might be the actual worst possible use case.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I think tattoo ai might be the actual worst possible use case.
I'd watch this series.
Merriam quits the high-stakes world of lexicography to teach at a college in Springfield, MA…where Webster just became the head librarian.
She shows him that ‘love’ isn’t that hard to find…if you know where to look it up.
“A Merriam Little Christmas 2: Collegiate Edition.”
She shows him that ‘love’ isn’t that hard to find…if you know where to look it up.
“A Merriam Little Christmas 2: Collegiate Edition.”
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'd watch this series.
What if I plan two hiking adventures for these here polar vortex times??
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What if I plan two hiking adventures for these here polar vortex times??
I want to like OMNY but they are really making it difficult. Get your shit together!
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I want to like OMNY but they are really making it difficult. Get your shit together!
With these crab facts, we reflect on the solemnity of the coming of the Lord
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
With these crab facts, we reflect on the solemnity of the coming of the Lord
One leftover container down, ten more to go!
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One leftover container down, ten more to go!
Reposted
Picard engineering tip: Don't allow the computer to push you around. Let it know who's boss.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Picard engineering tip: Don't allow the computer to push you around. Let it know who's boss.
Am I making too much food, I ask myself before I remember it's impossible to make too much food for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Am I making too much food, I ask myself before I remember it's impossible to make too much food for Thanksgiving
Jealous of Brazil was actually on my 2025 bingo card
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Jealous of Brazil was actually on my 2025 bingo card
OKAY! I've completed my two priority tasks of the day, and now I can take a nap!
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
OKAY! I've completed my two priority tasks of the day, and now I can take a nap!
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
Hang on...I'm being informed that there are more tasks.
Jocelyn, are you aware you don't have to develop an instant crush on every bossy redhead you meet?
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Jocelyn, are you aware you don't have to develop an instant crush on every bossy redhead you meet?
My plan for the week is dependent on me turning into an entirely different person by tomorrow. Let's do this!
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My plan for the week is dependent on me turning into an entirely different person by tomorrow. Let's do this!
Can't sleep because I'm pondering the child labor laws in Sesame Street.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Can't sleep because I'm pondering the child labor laws in Sesame Street.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
Of the fictional location. Not of the child actors on the show.
I did not pay enough attention to this recipe while prepping and had to frantically google how to make self-rising flour.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I did not pay enough attention to this recipe while prepping and had to frantically google how to make self-rising flour.
We ran out of stickers at 6:30 pm
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We ran out of stickers at 6:30 pm
It truly is a special kind of hell that the World Series is always right before the election and I'm stuck watching these gross attack ads.
November 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It truly is a special kind of hell that the World Series is always right before the election and I'm stuck watching these gross attack ads.
Brooklyn votes early!
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Brooklyn votes early!
Just over here doing an insane amount of research on judicial races that are foregone conclusions. Why am I like this?
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just over here doing an insane amount of research on judicial races that are foregone conclusions. Why am I like this?
Not now, escaped plague-ridden monkeys. We're busy with other apocalypses right now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not now, escaped plague-ridden monkeys. We're busy with other apocalypses right now.
Sunk cost fallacy in game form
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sunk cost fallacy in game form
*starts reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep" to the baseball*
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
*starts reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep" to the baseball*