it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

America falling apart at the same time as my health. which could mean nothing

someone come chain me up so I’ll stop paying attention to the cabinet appointments, I can’t take it

blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"

realized I keep flinching after every five posts on here because my body is anticipating unwanted contact with some bullshit ad. but instead it’s just more posts. I feel like one of those former show dogs finally walking on grass

this place is cool and all but it doesn't have accounts that let me know when the pyramids become activated so idk if i'm ready to post here consistently

the heating pads are lying to us. mine says it’s on max but I can feel it cooling as i type. that is gaslighting. i’m being gaslit

man I used to think of things in the context of Posting back when Twitter was good and then I stopped doing that and now the muscle has fully atrophied. How do you post. Hello

the things I need most On Here are a block feature and a private feature. please

addicted to fucking around on the clock instead of working

Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game

Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one

Jigsaw:

Jigsaw: what

Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!

getting reports that sitting…..sitting is the opposite of standing and sitting is the opposite of running around

well anyway back to Baldur’s gate, she said, not twitching in the slightest

feels weird. like my footsteps echo around here but i will address this empty conference room with: hello