I’m sorry to say it but:

The emporer is actually naked.

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org

I think a good trait in a romantic partner is when you ask them what their favorite movie is and it’s something completely off the wall like Deep Impact

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

my algorhythm is currently full of bunnies and beautiful nature things.. no idea how that happened but ain’t mad at all that it did. 🥹

I feel a timeline cleanse is required.

Welcome to the beauty of a Cornish temperate rain forest where the water is sweet and the vibes are profoundly peaceful.

If you Google "inauguration day," you're greeted with an animation of fireworks forming the shape of the American flag. Google has never done something like this for the inauguration, sources told me, out of fear of appearing partisan. But that's changed now, with Sergey and Sundar attending.