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Geriatric Splatoon Player and Certified Mom-friend. Captain of £oan $harks (disbanded).

Just another girl trying to make it in the world.
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Now’s probably a good time to remind folks that feds are crawling everywhere, and be smart & safe about what you post.
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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sorry, it's just like, he was such a heartless proponent of gun violence and harassing victims, he would laugh openly at people who were victims or who tried to enact change, he's just a misogynist, virulently racist far right christo-fascist white supremacist.
I have no compassion left
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Wow who is that on the mic emceeing riptide top cut they're so hot and funny and cool
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Whoever hired Hype to hype the crowd needs a raise because the hype was hyped up thanks to Hype.

Did I also mention that the set was hype?
September 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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omg that’s MEEEEE !!!! @six-pack-yokes.bsky.social
Using Ultra Stamp to lead the charge, Six-Pack Yolks Teal secure a push to score more points against Six-Pack Yolks Tangerine!
September 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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🥇 bronze bracket riptide twenty twenty-five goes to team teal!!! everybody clap and then never stop clapping wooooo
September 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I am literally so proud of the yokes, even the ones that lost so bad they had to drink pilk. It has not been an easy year for many of us, and we only just got back on the grind for riptide after a pretty dormant summer. We've made great strides in the last couple weeks and I cant wait to keep it up
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I got 3rd in sharktank shallow waters! Thank you @spiritshacklespl.bsky.social for letting me sub for you guys!
@candyshiber.bsky.social
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social
Adanti (eli)
Red (coach)
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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“Medicaid does not confer a right to patients to choose their health care provider” is just a fancy way of saying “we don’t believe poor people have the same rights as everyone else”. Saying the quiet part out loud yet again, huh.
EVERYONE deserves options for the doctors that are right for them.
Gorsuch's opinion for the court holds that Medicaid does not confer a right to patients to choose their health care provider, meaning states can "defund" a provider—here, Planned Parenthood—by refusing to cover care there under its Medicaid program. This will be devastating to Planned Parenthood.
June 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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I’m against labeling these as “emergency” c0mms, bc there is no real emergency. However I am in a bad situation where my finances are severely restricted and I have no autonomy. Income from this allows me a bit more independence and room to breathe, so all support is appreciated!
Updated my art prices!

*All base prices are $20 off
*Logos and Banners are discounted even more (up to $50 off!!)

Like before, all likes and shares are super appreciated 🫶

#Splatoon #Splatoon3 #Commission
June 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Posting this here too cause why not!

@killerbluesspl.bsky.social 5-0 our first round of div 7 playoffs! We beat them so badly one of them squidbagged us, rage quit then blocked their teammate on their stream, wowie!! Huge dubs, and we'll be moving onto round 2.

#compsplatoon #splatoon3 #nintendo
April 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When you've always chosen someone else at the cost of yourself, choosing yourself for the first time is terrifying. But the next step is easier, and the following is easier than that one. Believe in yourself and take the first step. Choose you.
April 12, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I'm not okay today.
April 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Man no one tells you that healing means you sort of grieve who you could have been without the trauma. So often we run away from that feeling too instead of sitting with it like a friend would. Just listening without judgement and being there, promising to not abandon ourselves.
March 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Something to think about
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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And now the moment you have all been waiting for...it's time to introduce the Squidlife Crisis team!! #compsplatoon

🩵 Rua (captain)
🩵 Ziggy
🩵 PinkFreeza
🩵 BittersweetDevil
🩵 Mishouzaki

Here's a thread introducing our rad team members!
January 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I played 3 games of Splatfest right now. I think that’s enough for me.
October 26, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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To add to this, artists, if someone is your friend but ONLY interacts with you for requests or when you have free art to give...

They. Are. Not. Your. Friend.

They just want to use you for your talent. There's nothing more to it.

Sometimes its hard to see it but when you, free yourself from them.
If you're only someone's friend in private and they act like they're not in public..

They're not your friend.

You deserve better treatment than that. It's self care, y'know?

There absolutely are better people, better communities, that treat people like people.
October 27, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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I am officially famous everyone.

I have appeared on a big Splatoon YouTubers channel. Shout out to Chase for believing in this young squid.

youtu.be/I6paFVwU9sI?...
CRAZIEST Splatoon Would You Rather Questions ft. @GUSplatoon
YouTube video by Chase247
youtu.be
October 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,784,115!
September 20, 2024 at 12:35 PM
I would like to just not exist anymore.
September 20, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Just a reminder that you should commission your artist friends for a fun fall look this season. Just saying.
September 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I forgot how it feels to be awake while everyone else is sleeping...
September 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM