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they/them • 27 • honorable mention for captain of the year for #1 most wholesome team of the year @six-pack-yokes.bsky.social

Ceramacist • Painter • Splatoon Enjoyer • Beer Luvr • SplatLANs Goer • Deep Red Comrade • I'm just happy to be here!
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New influx of ppl to this platform so I shall say hiiiii I'm a low level #compsplatoon player who makes #splatoonart and loves #splatoon :>
In desperate need of a man with an addiction to Warhammer minis to be so captivated by my beauty and charm that he sends me one of the expensive minis to paint to enter into the adepticon mini painting competition (I promise I'll give it back after I'm done)
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
any one of my splat moots also tabletop players? anyone going to adepticon in march??
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help:

Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.

Please donate what you can.

www.2harvest.org
Second Harvest Heartland | Local Minnesota, Wisconsin food bank | 2harvest.org
There is more than enough food for everyone. As one of the nation’s largest hunger relief agencies, it’s our job to make sure healthy, nutritious food gets to the households who need it. Every day, we...
www.2harvest.org
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The ice agent that murdered a woman in cold blood and broad daylight was a Minnesota resident who lived not far from where the murder took place. So.
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.

As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Bluesky is cool and all but it wont feel like home until there's that guy who asks any artist he finds to draw the women of the Simpsons in a blue ninja costume (but NOT sexy!!) and then poorly edits eeyore and background Simpsons women to be looking at random things
January 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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SPLATOON COMMUNITY!

At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social

The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020

The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST

LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
There was a lot of breaking news yesterday, so in case folks missed this
So I've been thinking a lot, and I wanted to make a public apology for the way I acted with regard to Splat Safety over the course of the last couple of years, but particularly back in August. I still have some legitimate issues with the way they handled the situation, but in raising them, (1/4)
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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The people doing the work will *WELCOME YOU* They will meet you where you are at and there are many ways to help.
You just need to choose one thing! Gaining agency and seeing your small wins will actively help you navigate the challenges of life.
you have to do something more. You have to get involved with actual community, not fandom, and find some jobs that need doing/need help. You have to do material things that will help people who are being actively harmed and no amount of mental health breaks will make it easier so better start now
January 4, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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SplatVote is up, and the inaugural vote is tournament tiers! I've selected 18 tournaments, and I'd like players to pick whatever tiers they believe those tournaments belong to. Don't know? Skip it, it's fine. Don't wanna do all of them? Also fine!
SplatVote
SplatVote - Community voting platform for Splatoon 3
vote.splat.top
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I will never ever tell people not to do something to stand up to power bc I believe we need to try everything and also learn from experience. Would just maybe suggest if you're going to make calls, to also try other tactics bc Rubio did make his bloodthirsty agenda clear day 0 and was voted in 99-0
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Trump: We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition... We are going to run the country.
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
www.answercoalition.org/venezuela clickable link. PLEASE show up to a protest today. show your support for the anti-war movement, and connect with other people doing the work. I can't think of anything more important right now.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
So I've been thinking a lot, and I wanted to make a public apology for the way I acted with regard to Splat Safety over the course of the last couple of years, but particularly back in August. I still have some legitimate issues with the way they handled the situation, but in raising them, (1/4)
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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NO WAR ON VENEZUELA! Stop the bombings! Early this morning, Caracas was bombed following weeks of threats from Trump that a land invasion of Venezuela would begin soon. This could be the start of yet another war, based completely on lies. Our public funds should be used for people’s needs!
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Over and over the US inflicts obscene violence against the global South, in flagrant violation of international law, to maintain the conditions for capital accumulation for its decadent billionaire class. It's disgusting and intolerable. We cannot continue to accept this.
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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American helicopters attack ground forces in Caracas.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Recently, the team has made the collective decision to part ways with Six. We really look forward to seeing you all at future events, and appreciate your support both now and in the future.

-Sam, Hypercube, Vowels, Coneco
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
2025 came with the obvious challenges in the community and the, yk, world but I have so much to be thankful for and so much to look forward to next year. Riptide especially was such a highlight winning bronze bracket, commentating for a major, and emceeing top 8(!!! Truly my 2025 top highlight)
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"hot honey"??? You mean my WIFE
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Every strange thing youve ever been into, every failed hobby or forgotten instrument, everything you've ever learned will come back to you, will serve you when you need it.

No love, however brief, is wasted.

- Louise Miller
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM