Japanese are now seriously asking:
HAVE YOU EVER SAID THANK YOU TO HOLDING US BONDS?

My gynecologist when I was living in Germany had exclusively Gustav Klimt art throughout his office but once inside the exam room, the Klimt stopped, & instead there was a 6ftx6ft painting that he made himself of uteruses flying through space. That was 12 years ago but I think about him once a week.

In Japan, a woman who wrote a manual on how to flatter old men and get money from them gets 8 years in prison, while a man who cut off all of a woman’s toes because she rejected him gets 7 years sought. Truly, a paradise for men.

Just realized, Elon’s beloved ‘X’ logo might just be a modern-day swastika in disguise. A little rebranding with a historical twist, perhaps?

Ah yes, the beauty of democracy—where one country’s election decides the fate of the entire Western world. everyone else pay the price for America’s choices every 4 years because we need a little global economic instability and geopolitical chaos as a side effect of U.S. domestic polit

The CIA chief is reporting that the United States has paused intelligence support to Ukraine –

We share the same future.
Our allies are not going to be sharing intelligence with us. Aligned with Russia, with compromised FBI and CIA heads, we can no longer be trusted.

Tariffs make sense if a country actually produces decent products. If they are high quality but struggle against cheaper import, tariffs can level the playing field by making imports more expensive.

That is, if there are decent domestic products to begin with. If not, tariffs just force to pay more

The number of people who read books keeps declining, but that doesn’t mean books have lost their value. The Oscars have their own value too, no matter how many people are watching.

…Or maybe they don’t.

I remember when this song was written for G.W.Bush... never thought to see the day when Bush's time feels like "good old day"

I'm so glad US has finally caught up with China! 🎉
No federal funding for schools that allow illegal protests! Agitators will be expelled or deported! No masks allowed!
So much for the ‘land of the free’… Guess the next step is rolling in the tanks for a generic Tiananmen.

That’s right. 🇺🇦

X is not a place where we can get life hacks or funny thoughts. Only millions of confrontation shows are going on. Everything vs everything, that is purhaps Elon Musk's ideal world but not a normal guy's.

Beyond flattered to be on this list with so many amazing comedians.