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I live inside my own heart, matt damon
I should not have taught my millennial wife the word eepy
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I should not have taught my millennial wife the word eepy
I’ll log onto Australian OSRS servers and after silently hitting the gemstone crab for 2 hours I’ll drop a single “crikey” in chat
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’ll log onto Australian OSRS servers and after silently hitting the gemstone crab for 2 hours I’ll drop a single “crikey” in chat
People like in-n-out because it’s a polite hamburger
January 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
People like in-n-out because it’s a polite hamburger
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Marty Supreme fuckin cheated
Bro was wearing a white shirt
Bro was wearing a white shirt
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Marty Supreme fuckin cheated
Bro was wearing a white shirt
Bro was wearing a white shirt
I had Sauron Security once
but I had to drop them after they let these 2 little guys sneak into my home and destroy my Ring… camera… my Ring camera everybody
but I had to drop them after they let these 2 little guys sneak into my home and destroy my Ring… camera… my Ring camera everybody
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I had Sauron Security once
but I had to drop them after they let these 2 little guys sneak into my home and destroy my Ring… camera… my Ring camera everybody
but I had to drop them after they let these 2 little guys sneak into my home and destroy my Ring… camera… my Ring camera everybody
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Reposted by dave at the end of the year
Reposted by dave at the end of the year
In Avatar 3 they said “it’s almost time for the baby whale party” and my wife got so excited she started pounding her lap with her fists in the theater
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
In Avatar 3 they said “it’s almost time for the baby whale party” and my wife got so excited she started pounding her lap with her fists in the theater
The smart kids who were in your classes now use it regularly at work
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The smart kids who were in your classes now use it regularly at work
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
Dreidel 2 the sequel to dreidel
This time its personal
This time its personal
December 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Dreidel 2 the sequel to dreidel
This time its personal
This time its personal
I won’t respect the computer until it learns to respect itself
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I won’t respect the computer until it learns to respect itself
Every morning I wake up and drop a cigarette into my toaster because he deserves a treat
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Every morning I wake up and drop a cigarette into my toaster because he deserves a treat
Everyone’s saying he going to kill himself when he’s really just going to announce a gold strapon
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Everyone’s saying he going to kill himself when he’s really just going to announce a gold strapon
Idea to improve Arc Raiders interactions:
Game detects and replaces common proximity voice chats with different words to spark conflict i.e.
“I’m looking for toasters” becomes “I’m looking for murder”
“Want to fight the queen?” -> “Want to fuck your dad?”
“Friendly” -> “I like NFTs”
Game detects and replaces common proximity voice chats with different words to spark conflict i.e.
“I’m looking for toasters” becomes “I’m looking for murder”
“Want to fight the queen?” -> “Want to fuck your dad?”
“Friendly” -> “I like NFTs”
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Idea to improve Arc Raiders interactions:
Game detects and replaces common proximity voice chats with different words to spark conflict i.e.
“I’m looking for toasters” becomes “I’m looking for murder”
“Want to fight the queen?” -> “Want to fuck your dad?”
“Friendly” -> “I like NFTs”
Game detects and replaces common proximity voice chats with different words to spark conflict i.e.
“I’m looking for toasters” becomes “I’m looking for murder”
“Want to fight the queen?” -> “Want to fuck your dad?”
“Friendly” -> “I like NFTs”
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
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We’d get some much great art if he dies on the toilet
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We’d get some much great art if he dies on the toilet
Bluesky is great because you can log on and see mark cuban post like a 15 year old redditor
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Bluesky is great because you can log on and see mark cuban post like a 15 year old redditor
I would delete the E from Video
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I would delete the E from Video
My wife just said if she was handed an AI trained on my discord messages after I died she would punch her own ticket???
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My wife just said if she was handed an AI trained on my discord messages after I died she would punch her own ticket???