Sam Castree, III: Ace Attorney
@indiegamelawyer.bsky.social
Video Game Lawyer, Lord High Executioner at Sam Castree Law. All opinions are *your* own. How do you like that? (You like it very much.)
Now this sounds like my kind of paper.
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Now this sounds like my kind of paper.
Also seems like a good defamation generator, if it's just searching for "matching" names.
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Also seems like a good defamation generator, if it's just searching for "matching" names.
Get well soon!
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Get well soon!
I honestly don't have the specifics saved or handy. I was simply very exasperated at least a couple times over the past few years with talks of expanding the Court, often on the pretense of needing more Justices to oversee the various circuit courts, or something like that.
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I honestly don't have the specifics saved or handy. I was simply very exasperated at least a couple times over the past few years with talks of expanding the Court, often on the pretense of needing more Justices to oversee the various circuit courts, or something like that.
But there's still time for Judge Dillard to buy me a new sword. Or stab me with one, I guess.
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
But there's still time for Judge Dillard to buy me a new sword. Or stab me with one, I guess.
I can recall numerous times in the past few years when Democrats were advocating for packing the Court.
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I can recall numerous times in the past few years when Democrats were advocating for packing the Court.
Wha? Neither did I!
Requiescat in pace. 😞
Requiescat in pace. 😞
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Wha? Neither did I!
Requiescat in pace. 😞
Requiescat in pace. 😞
No, I think that it is about arresting Don Lemon and a Republican administration enforcing the rights of Christians. Not everything has to be a grand right-wing conspiracy, especially when it can be explained by standard Republican politics and Pres. Trump's personal animus towards specific people.
January 30, 2026 at 10:25 PM
No, I think that it is about arresting Don Lemon and a Republican administration enforcing the rights of Christians. Not everything has to be a grand right-wing conspiracy, especially when it can be explained by standard Republican politics and Pres. Trump's personal animus towards specific people.
I'm awake! I'm awake!
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I'm awake! I'm awake!
*sworn in
I *wish* that I got a sword out of it, but alas. I'll have to make due with the swords that I already have.
I *wish* that I got a sword out of it, but alas. I'll have to make due with the swords that I already have.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
*sworn in
I *wish* that I got a sword out of it, but alas. I'll have to make due with the swords that I already have.
I *wish* that I got a sword out of it, but alas. I'll have to make due with the swords that I already have.
Kilo-deth at best, amirite?
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Kilo-deth at best, amirite?
Requiescat in pace.
January 19, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Requiescat in pace.
Brutal.
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Brutal.
I clicked the bait and nowhere in the article doe sit say anything about lowering ages of missionaries, marriage and anything else. I get Mormonism is skeevy incest shit but, can we be accurate about calling out the trash?
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
"I saw Default Hog State open for Arm Cannon back in 2009."
January 16, 2026 at 1:40 AM
"I saw Default Hog State open for Arm Cannon back in 2009."
That almost sounds like the lead-in to a joke, but wow, this is no joke.
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
That almost sounds like the lead-in to a joke, but wow, this is no joke.
You were great then, and you're great now. Here's to many more!
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You were great then, and you're great now. Here's to many more!