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if we’re in a simulation, you should be trying to help. goddammit
job woke me up in the middle of the night and I’ve forgotten my password LOL
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
job woke me up in the middle of the night and I’ve forgotten my password LOL
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If you go to the realfood.gov website and scroll to the bottom and scroll through the food icons real fast this happens
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
If you go to the realfood.gov website and scroll to the bottom and scroll through the food icons real fast this happens
oh no I want to play elden ring again
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
oh no I want to play elden ring again
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Say Her Name is not for white women.
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Say Her Name is not for white women.
every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post bed
January 8, 2026 at 11:39 AM
every morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post bed
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what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
Reposted by zoey
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it
“don’t ever tell anyone else you’re tired. that’s the kiss of death” - isaac mizrahi
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 AM
“don’t ever tell anyone else you’re tired. that’s the kiss of death” - isaac mizrahi
Reposted by zoey
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
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the party dined with the queen and explained the recent situation
the party dined with the queen and explained the recent situation
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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the party dined with the queen and explained the recent situation
the party dined with the queen and explained the recent situation
if we’re in a simulation, you should be trying to help. goddammit
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
if we’re in a simulation, you should be trying to help. goddammit
happy new year fellow phonewords
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
happy new year fellow phonewords
dog over here is just refusing to pee
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
dog over here is just refusing to pee
I have a good idea for a book title but I can’t share it because then it can just get turned into slop
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I have a good idea for a book title but I can’t share it because then it can just get turned into slop
@retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social boys really nailed the format
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social boys really nailed the format
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
remember when the girlies were fashion bloggers, not fashion influencers
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
remember when the girlies were fashion bloggers, not fashion influencers
the hundred line: last defense academy is a parallel universe ?
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the hundred line: last defense academy is a parallel universe ?
has this website gotten slower or is it my internet
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
has this website gotten slower or is it my internet
back to cleaning everything before people show up
christmas is a work day
christmas is a work day
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
back to cleaning everything before people show up
christmas is a work day
christmas is a work day
i want to nap but it will ruin my hair
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i want to nap but it will ruin my hair
starting to feel like headphones and curly hair just cannot mix
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
starting to feel like headphones and curly hair just cannot mix
if you need gift ideas for someone, text their friends or family. maybe say something stupid. it's okay
December 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if you need gift ideas for someone, text their friends or family. maybe say something stupid. it's okay