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Oh! I review onaholes probably - infernalmonkey.com 🔞
End of an era for inner case art 🥲
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Problem solved
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Took me about a minute to realise this wasn't a bit and the torrent just had Portuguese set as the default audio track
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If the dehydrated piss filter didn't already give it away, the Steam page confirms QUByte Interactive are using AI for Street Racer Collection's promo images

... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Finally, the ultimate indecisive self-doubt scenario is represented once again
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Felt like grabbin' some ice cream tonight, but I think I'm okay now 😔
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
SPOOKY new onahole review! It's the Brain Hacker DX from @motsutoys.bsky.social

infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/28/r...
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
POV: you're the lone fly buzzing around taunting the cat
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
POV: it's the hottest bloody day of the year so far and you're surrounded by lava
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
sorry sir i did not mean any disrespect
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
lol it even includes the small handful of Intellivision IPs Atari *didn't* get to buy during the great Amico fire sale like Astrosmash and Shark! Shark! They went out of their way to license them just for this

I love Atari's current management so fucking much man
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The gang's all here
October 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
RIP to a legend

Devil's Third was a legit work of art. I'll never forget smashing half a bottle of bourbon before booting it up for the first time and spending the night tweeting about Ivan falling through the floor in cutscenes and how his arms would just break when using the jeep's mounted gun
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Don't think I ever gave them actual names, prolly didn't need 'em
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sorry, bit outta nowhere, but tonight I was reminded of a series of MS Paint comics I used to draw about a video tape and a torn roll of Sonic-ish wallpaper who hated each other

I've lost a few over the years (decades...), but bloody hell I still love this one
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bouncin' on that tasty fish sausage once again
October 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My day has been saved!
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Good, good
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Gotta lube it up hey
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
New onahole review! It's the Bread de Ecstasy (a croissant?!) Product provided by @motsutoys.bsky.social

infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/12/r...
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The last time I used a Mac was to play Maelstrom in primary school

Surely nothing much has changed since then, should be like riding a bike!
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
New onahole review! It's Babumi Big! infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/03/r...
October 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Just told her a funny joke
September 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Sure AliExpress, why not
September 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
HULK PISS ZONE
September 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM