Infernal Monkey
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SPOOKY new onahole review! It's the Brain Hacker DX from @motsutoys.bsky.social
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When I was backing up all my shit I found the entire boxartscrewup folder :')
Soon™
Soon™
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
When I was backing up all my shit I found the entire boxartscrewup folder :')
Soon™
Soon™
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New laptop finally arrived after Couriers Please kicked it around their warehouse for over a week
Can every Australian retailer stop using Couriers Please, please? :')
Can every Australian retailer stop using Couriers Please, please? :')
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 AM
New laptop finally arrived after Couriers Please kicked it around their warehouse for over a week
Can every Australian retailer stop using Couriers Please, please? :')
Can every Australian retailer stop using Couriers Please, please? :')
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"Cloudy" I think this Eevee might need a trip to Nurse Joy
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
"Cloudy" I think this Eevee might need a trip to Nurse Joy
Grabbin' a bottle of Eevee piss
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Grabbin' a bottle of Eevee piss
Oh man, I'd forgotten all about the fakeout ending in Rayman 2 if you choose to take the treasure
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Oh man, I'd forgotten all about the fakeout ending in Rayman 2 if you choose to take the treasure
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oh holy shit no wonder my brain has been trying to resolve your name with YEE for the past so many years
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
oh holy shit no wonder my brain has been trying to resolve your name with YEE for the past so many years
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"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I tragically introduced the internet to Phoenix Games
I tragically introduced the internet to Phoenix Games
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I tragically introduced the internet to Phoenix Games
I tragically introduced the internet to Phoenix Games
Oh yeah hi <3 Haven't been on the social media dot coms for a pretty long while, but I finally paid my phone bill and I (hopefully) have a new laptop arriving later this week, so you're all in trouble now
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Oh yeah hi <3 Haven't been on the social media dot coms for a pretty long while, but I finally paid my phone bill and I (hopefully) have a new laptop arriving later this week, so you're all in trouble now
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Happy 2026! Ep. #237 - Season 21 starts! “Märchen Maze” (Part 2)
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marchen maze subs now
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marchen maze subs now
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Happy 2026! Ep. #237 - Season 21 starts! “Märchen Maze” (Part 2)
pastebin.com/raw/Rpi6KZdd
marchen maze subs now
pastebin.com/raw/Rpi6KZdd
marchen maze subs now
There's only a few more hours left in the year down here, but I just went to grab a big ass frozen Coke from Maccas and somehow dropped it all over the counter in front of shitloads of people and ruined like six other orders waiting to be picked up
So I'm calling it early, 2025 is DONE 🫡
So I'm calling it early, 2025 is DONE 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
There's only a few more hours left in the year down here, but I just went to grab a big ass frozen Coke from Maccas and somehow dropped it all over the counter in front of shitloads of people and ruined like six other orders waiting to be picked up
So I'm calling it early, 2025 is DONE 🫡
So I'm calling it early, 2025 is DONE 🫡
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ordering takeout pizza online, there was a notes section, thought itd be funny if an ascii cat was printed on the recept.... it might have changed after i sent it....
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
ordering takeout pizza online, there was a notes section, thought itd be funny if an ascii cat was printed on the recept.... it might have changed after i sent it....
End of an era for inner case art 🥲
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
End of an era for inner case art 🥲
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They really washed out the color palette compared to the original Cock Stomping on the SNES
The Original! Cock Stomping Advanced?
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
They really washed out the color palette compared to the original Cock Stomping on the SNES
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As no-one will ever play it, I would like to show you one of the best bits of Paper Mario Color Splash, the battle theme using Mario 3 instruments when you enter a secret Mario 3 world
Make sure you turn on sound!
Make sure you turn on sound!
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
As no-one will ever play it, I would like to show you one of the best bits of Paper Mario Color Splash, the battle theme using Mario 3 instruments when you enter a secret Mario 3 world
Make sure you turn on sound!
Make sure you turn on sound!
Problem solved
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Problem solved
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Took me about a minute to realise this wasn't a bit and the torrent just had Portuguese set as the default audio track
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Took me about a minute to realise this wasn't a bit and the torrent just had Portuguese set as the default audio track
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Love that they’re using the star wars font for the date
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Love that they’re using the star wars font for the date
If the dehydrated piss filter didn't already give it away, the Steam page confirms QUByte Interactive are using AI for Street Racer Collection's promo images
... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit
... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
If the dehydrated piss filter didn't already give it away, the Steam page confirms QUByte Interactive are using AI for Street Racer Collection's promo images
... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit
... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm