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inferneaux.bsky.social
Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts
@inferneaux.bsky.social
They/them, 30, Canberra, Australia
Philosophically opposed to AI, fascism, and paid parking.
Enjoyer of sketchy cars, horny art, and live music.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

(Runner up was Pleasantville)
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
WHS put up posters detailing good stretches to do before beating the entire fuck out of a colleague. Too much time lost from pulled muscles, I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would like to wish John Howard a very hurry up and die already.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some cultural advice for this time of year.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Unsolicited pick pic
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Going to steal one of these signs and hang it at the entrance to my bedroom.
October 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Have you watched Apocalypse Hotel? One of the characters is a tanuki MILF.
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My horny arse can't even read an electronics catalogue in peace.

Side note, I discovered the sequel to breedable.
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ended up playing Date Everything for a fun bit of escapism and the fucking game hits me with this line.
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Made a flower out of brass and copper sheets. Gave it to the most beautiful woman I know. We'll see how it plays out.
August 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
July 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Your pfp is your therapist.

Well, I'd end up with at least one bass-guitar-related concussion, but I think she might actually help me out a bit.

Might learn to hit a satellite back into orbit in the process.
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Post your comfort album
April 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Explaining tariffs to Americans: imagine a more expensive burger
March 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
January 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
January 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
December 29, 2024 at 2:55 AM
December 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Only needed one ghost this time.
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 AM
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 AM
This is a personal favourite.
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Asked the local goth girl out. She said no. I'm handling it well.
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 AM