Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts
@inferneaux.bsky.social
They/them, 30, Canberra, Australia
Philosophically opposed to AI, fascism, and paid parking.
Enjoyer of sketchy cars, horny art, and live music.
Philosophically opposed to AI, fascism, and paid parking.
Enjoyer of sketchy cars, horny art, and live music.
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Obligatory things I like post:
-Unhinged electronics hardware
-Avant garde pornography
-Dad jokes
-The automotive works of Dave Freiburger and Mike Finnegan
-Anime based on manga written by women
-Mass Effect
-Coopers pale ale, and also wine
-Progressive politics
-Local history
-Unhinged electronics hardware
-Avant garde pornography
-Dad jokes
-The automotive works of Dave Freiburger and Mike Finnegan
-Anime based on manga written by women
-Mass Effect
-Coopers pale ale, and also wine
-Progressive politics
-Local history
Too much cleaning my place because someone's coming over (rental inspection) and not enough cleaning my place because someone's coming over (fucking).
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Too much cleaning my place because someone's coming over (rental inspection) and not enough cleaning my place because someone's coming over (fucking).
One perk of being the oldest 30 year old on earth, is that when I get plastered I write people physical letters rather than texts or phonecalls. Gives me a good chance to read them in the morning and decide if I still want to send it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
One perk of being the oldest 30 year old on earth, is that when I get plastered I write people physical letters rather than texts or phonecalls. Gives me a good chance to read them in the morning and decide if I still want to send it.
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
(Runner up was Pleasantville)
(Runner up was Pleasantville)
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
(Runner up was Pleasantville)
(Runner up was Pleasantville)
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Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
AI is a tool of fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
AI is a tool of fascism.
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"Are you into tits or ass?"
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Are you into tits or ass?"
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
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I said something last night as a joke that was fucking depressing in retrospect: "If my dry streak goes on any longer, it'll start getting compared to the millennium drought."
For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to start pretending my solitude is an elaborate and deliberate bit.
For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to start pretending my solitude is an elaborate and deliberate bit.
October 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I said something last night as a joke that was fucking depressing in retrospect: "If my dry streak goes on any longer, it'll start getting compared to the millennium drought."
For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to start pretending my solitude is an elaborate and deliberate bit.
For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to start pretending my solitude is an elaborate and deliberate bit.
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Watching Thin Red Line has made me realise that when I get conscripted to the next bullshit war, I won't have any cute flashback scenes with a girl in a trad dress. It's just going to be me with my MtG decks or gaming computer or some shit.
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Watching Thin Red Line has made me realise that when I get conscripted to the next bullshit war, I won't have any cute flashback scenes with a girl in a trad dress. It's just going to be me with my MtG decks or gaming computer or some shit.
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What a terrible night to be horny.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
What a terrible night to be horny.
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1) Dogma
2) Before Sunset
3)The Blues Brothers
4) American Pie 2
2) Before Sunset
3)The Blues Brothers
4) American Pie 2
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
1) Dogma
2) Before Sunset
3)The Blues Brothers
4) American Pie 2
2) Before Sunset
3)The Blues Brothers
4) American Pie 2
WHS put up posters detailing good stretches to do before beating the entire fuck out of a colleague. Too much time lost from pulled muscles, I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
WHS put up posters detailing good stretches to do before beating the entire fuck out of a colleague. Too much time lost from pulled muscles, I guess.
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Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious Scout Boxall
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Naming and shaming Nazis but make it the opening credits of an early 2000s reality show by the hilarious Scout Boxall
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
E-mail us with tip-offs [email protected]
I would like to wish John Howard a very hurry up and die already.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I would like to wish John Howard a very hurry up and die already.
Do you ever feel like you've outgrown your name?
I have been 30 different people since my parents gave me my name and some days being called by it feels like wearing a poorly fitted onesie.
I have been 30 different people since my parents gave me my name and some days being called by it feels like wearing a poorly fitted onesie.
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Do you ever feel like you've outgrown your name?
I have been 30 different people since my parents gave me my name and some days being called by it feels like wearing a poorly fitted onesie.
I have been 30 different people since my parents gave me my name and some days being called by it feels like wearing a poorly fitted onesie.
In today's episode of "The guy who sets the crossword in the Guardian and I are on really fucking different wavelengths.": The clue was "Goon" , four letters.
The answer wasn't "wank", it was "thug".
The answer wasn't "wank", it was "thug".
I need to get off the internet. I was doing a crossword, one of the clues was "come in", 5 letters long.
My first thought: breed.
My first thought: breed.
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
In today's episode of "The guy who sets the crossword in the Guardian and I are on really fucking different wavelengths.": The clue was "Goon" , four letters.
The answer wasn't "wank", it was "thug".
The answer wasn't "wank", it was "thug".
"Are you into tits or ass?"
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Are you into tits or ass?"
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
"Ma'am, I'm an irredeemable pervert of the highest calibre. You could drive me mad with the bad side of your left forearm."
Man, whoever is writing the script for my life today is a bit heavy handed on the subtext.
I was cleaning out my place and thought "Man, when you get rid of all the old shit you've been lugging around for no reason, there's enough room here for another person to live here."
I was cleaning out my place and thought "Man, when you get rid of all the old shit you've been lugging around for no reason, there's enough room here for another person to live here."
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Man, whoever is writing the script for my life today is a bit heavy handed on the subtext.
I was cleaning out my place and thought "Man, when you get rid of all the old shit you've been lugging around for no reason, there's enough room here for another person to live here."
I was cleaning out my place and thought "Man, when you get rid of all the old shit you've been lugging around for no reason, there's enough room here for another person to live here."
What a terrible night to be horny.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
What a terrible night to be horny.
Halloween is a dangerous time of year. The batshit insane barmaid at my local is dressed like a demon that would violently disembowel me and I'd probably let her.
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Halloween is a dangerous time of year. The batshit insane barmaid at my local is dressed like a demon that would violently disembowel me and I'd probably let her.
I need to get off the internet. I was doing a crossword, one of the clues was "come in", 5 letters long.
My first thought: breed.
My first thought: breed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I need to get off the internet. I was doing a crossword, one of the clues was "come in", 5 letters long.
My first thought: breed.
My first thought: breed.
Good news, using the oncoming threat of a nuclear winter as the basis of a pick up line is back on the menu.
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Good news, using the oncoming threat of a nuclear winter as the basis of a pick up line is back on the menu.
Watching Thin Red Line has made me realise that when I get conscripted to the next bullshit war, I won't have any cute flashback scenes with a girl in a trad dress. It's just going to be me with my MtG decks or gaming computer or some shit.
October 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Watching Thin Red Line has made me realise that when I get conscripted to the next bullshit war, I won't have any cute flashback scenes with a girl in a trad dress. It's just going to be me with my MtG decks or gaming computer or some shit.
Some cultural advice for this time of year.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Some cultural advice for this time of year.
I can just picture the two of us. It's getting late in the night. We're at the kitchen table, empty dinner plates pushed aside, illuminated by a single overhead light. There's a bottle of wine between us with both of our finger prints on it. And all is right with the world.
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I can just picture the two of us. It's getting late in the night. We're at the kitchen table, empty dinner plates pushed aside, illuminated by a single overhead light. There's a bottle of wine between us with both of our finger prints on it. And all is right with the world.
Unsolicited pick pic
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Unsolicited pick pic