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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts

@inferneaux.bsky.social

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They/them, 29, Canberra, Australia Philosophically opposed to AI, fascism, and paid parking. Enjoyer of sketchy cars, horny art, and live music.

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · Oct 21

Obligatory things I like post:
-Unhinged electronics hardware
-Avant garde pornography
-Dad jokes
-The automotive works of Dave Freiburger and Mike Finnegan
-Anime based on manga written by women
-Mass Effect
-Coopers pale ale, and also wine
-Progressive politics
-Local history

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 6h

Update: I drank at all six pubs in Tumut. Two of them were good.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 8h

I'm trying a new exploration technique. It's where you see if you can have a drink in every pub in a country town in the night you're staying there. The difficulty scales with the size of the town.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 9h

Anybody here ever have any luck with telling a friend that you think their new partner is shit and making them into a boring person?

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/oUSVli8GFm0?... Here's a good song to do it to.

Amigo The Devil - Murder At The Bingo Hall (Audio)

YouTube video by Liars Club

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 4d

When I die, I want a count of the number of times I've walked past somebody and they have thought "What the fuck?"

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 4d

Going to steal one of these signs and hang it at the entrance to my bedroom.

Road sign that says "Kiss and Ride Area"

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 4d

I said something last night as a joke that was fucking depressing in retrospect: "If my dry streak goes on any longer, it'll start getting compared to the millennium drought."

For the sake of my sanity, I'm going to have to start pretending my solitude is an elaborate and deliberate bit.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 5d

Happy "The clock in my car is correct again" day to those who celebrate.

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 7d

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 7d

theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 9d

Man, I knew it would be a miracle if the next Mass Effect was good. But it seems impossible now.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 9d

EA's new owners are planning an AI pivot to significantly cut operating costs

(via Financial Times)

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 11d

Using a beat-up green Pelican case as a suitcase:
Pros:
-It's waterproof and won't crush
-Holds your shit
-I stole it from work, so it's free.
-I look cool as shit hauling it through a hotel.
Cons:
-Fuckin none.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 18d

I am completely against the censorship of blusky because of the secondary and tertiary impacts it will have on already marginalised communities and struggling artists.

But mostly because I like the porn.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 20d

"Man, I am obsessed with changing the colour of my skin" sounds much worse than "I like getting tattoos."

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BunnydewArt🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔞 (🔜BLFC 2025🔜) @bunnydewart.bsky.social · 21d

putting this on your timeline again

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 20d

Side note: Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman is beautiful and fantastic and hornier than you'd expect.

Nevermore are really fucking good. Listen to Dead Heart in a Dead World or The Obsidian Conspiracy.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 20d

I had two experiences this week that made me feel less alone in my experience of the world:
1) Reading Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman and sympathizing with his adoration of humanity from the periphery of society.
2) Today when a tattoo artist asked me if I listen to Nevermore.

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 27d

Ice cream is overrated.

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · 28d

Have you watched Apocalypse Hotel? One of the characters is a tanuki MILF.

The Tanuka characters from Apocalypse Hotel

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · Jun 1

Different species of grass and clover are fighting for domination of my backyard. It's an all out turf war.

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · Sep 9

My horny arse can't even read an electronics catalogue in peace.

Side note, I discovered the sequel to breedable.

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Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · Sep 8

Ended up playing Date Everything for a fun bit of escapism and the fucking game hits me with this line.

A photo of the game Date Everything. The text bubble reads "Standing here in your bedroom you're struck by the realisation that it's been entirely too long since you've had anyone near your bed who wasn't... Well, you."

Minister of Sandwiches, Viticulture, and the Arts @inferneaux.bsky.social · Sep 4

Good work!

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