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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank)

@infocorn.bsky.social

160 followers 280 following 840 posts

Jank MTG. If your real one sucks or isnt around, I'm your cool internet dad now (and an actual dad). Blank feeds, gun pervs, fash sucklers, and crypto/ai chodes get the instablock. He/him.

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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 3d

Donald Trump is trying to criminalize opposition to fascism. What are the real threats—and how can people prepare for them?

We've prepared a zine version of "Make Ready: Safeguarding Our Movements against Repression."

Please print these out and distribute them widely!

crimethinc.com/MakeReadyZine

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 3d

Only just found this (veen a busy week) but will absolutely jump in. #tokentober

Tim Gaedke ✨ looking for work @timgaedke.com · 21d

Who'd be up for a Tokentober challenge?

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 4d

Hey thanks! Its going to be a table piece/centerpiece for my sister's 40th birthday present... 4 skeins of colors at 10 rows/color

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 4d

We haven't met, and just kinda Algo'ed into one another. But the quickest glance at your profile shows me a lovely woman making faer world better. The Thoughts ain't got shit on that.

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 4d

With you there.

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Scaroline @carolinemoore.bsky.social · Jun 16

I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is the Fall of American Democracy

Jay @synoisia.bsky.social · Jun 16

Watching America fall apart but while the Jackass theme plays in the background.

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 4d

#hooked and back on my #crochet stuff as the weather ostensibly changes to autumn.

A progress pic of a 7 point star crochet doily. From the center, there are 9 rounds of work in yarn with color shifts from pink to lavender to light teal, to a berry reddish purple. A row of light blue is stsrting as well.

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 4d

@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social Y'member us chatting re: a 2p set Cube for EOE?

Y'gotta list?

Cos Google is just fuckshit lol

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 5d

Ok thanks. Love the kid, by my Elder Smol was trying to explain what the situation was and I was missing something.

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

RIGHT?!
Second only to that first LGS win.
Maybe third.
Yeah 3rd for sure.
First win takes the silver, but gold was this: my Elder Smol and I taking 2 slots in the top 8 of our commander league last season

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

Ohhhh shit buddy. So fun fact, my first Crack was my usual Prerelease day indulgence of a collector pack...pulled shatter foil Icetill Explorer. Sold at peak of pre-sale value for store credit, which became a 2nd play box (I'd pre-ordered one) & both precons. So Kajit has singles...

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

Working list? I've never built a cube at ALL, so I'd love the challenge. Basing it off the box topper archetypes thing?

1-of cube or playsets?

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

How far did you get cos Yeah Like Gimme

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

JELLY (and same!)

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

Hey, first time someone on the internet said I was hot! Dope!

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 9d

WARTS ARE BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11d

death to fascism

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11d

don't like being called a fascist or a nazi? reflect on ur actions. these are labels applied to the intentions and the results of what one does, rather than an innate identity. no one is assigned a fascist at birth, they simply choose fascist actions. if u've been called one and don't like it? stop.

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11d

in the kindest way i can say it: as an unemployed trans woman, it's cool and fine to recognize that this like of work is not for you. you can hit the bricks. you can choose to Stop.

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 11d

Not if I get them first

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Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 11d

My kid was bummed it was just more gritty protag than actual mascots.

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 12d

#MtgSpoilers
So let's recap UB to date:
Final Fantasy: failed CCG
Dr Who: Failed ccg
40k: Failed CCG
Marvel: at least 2 Failed CCGs & 1 LCG
Star Trek: 2 Failed CCGs
Lotr: at least 1 Failed ccg & 1 LCG

Can't wait for that red hot WWE standard legal slop.

Jeff (Jank Crank Hank) @infocorn.bsky.social · 13d

See here's why I love face reveals, even if its just "new to me" kinda reveals.
Im never right, guessing how a person might look based on reading their posts.
Ever.
And I'm always ecstatic to be wrong with that 100% certainty.
Cos like now I'm able to voice/face match and it makes it better!

Beyond the Machina! @beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 13d

At the Lexington buccees. It was def really cool just kinda overwhelming. Walked around a bit, Got what I wanted, and left.

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Matt Thrower @mattthr.bsky.social · 13d

Seeing a lot of takes about why fascists are targetting trans and autistic people specifically.

Occam's razor: there is no plot. Fascists need outgroups to bully in order to look strong and to distract from their failures.

They'll pick on whoever is an easy target, and they'll never be satisfied.

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