propertelly is theftelly !

My mother would often make interestingly shaped birthday cakes, but on my 16th I made one myself in the shape of a Fairlight - and that's still the most i've used* a real one :)

*eaten

Ditto to the above. That, and the Fairlight CMI on Tomorrow's World :)

McDark McFucking McUI McPatterns

and after all.... you're Neanderthal #OasisExtinctBeasts

[ both were found to be meteorological phenomena caused by the offshore bries ]

Liked for correct hashtag capitalisation for accessibility/ screen-reader compatibility.

Coupled with a cheddar gorge?

I was liking it most of the way until I hit the letter plus three punctuation marks block of ' liked?"* ' where I felt the asterisk, at least, should have been given more room to breathe.
Liking this time. Future likes dependent on seeing a positive trend in this regard.

there's an idiom in Manx gaelic; "Ta mee goll as gaccan"
~ I am "going and grumbling"

this is oft taught with a footnote: ' a manxman would never say they were "fine" '

I group it under "Slartibartfast Zen"

Oh... A Locally Dokily
Opened in Dudley,
( and A hey diddle diddle,
Aldi and a Lidl, hey )

Thank you, Mr Smith. Or may I call you Television?