'ingie
@ingie.com
Mannin based musical human creator/dismantler of things.
rambling and generally being sceptical about nonsense.
https://soundcloud.com/ingie/
#music, #languages, #scienceystuff, #programming, #arduino, #gaelg (manx) often humorous, naturally #autistic
rambling and generally being sceptical about nonsense.
https://soundcloud.com/ingie/
#music, #languages, #scienceystuff, #programming, #arduino, #gaelg (manx) often humorous, naturally #autistic
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'ingie
@ingie.com
· Nov 22
Kiaull Noa/New Music ~ [Dub Lhunes side project demos]
Selection of my most recent Mannin:Gaelg /IsleOfMan:Manx + wider Celtic & NorseGael + dub/dubwise influenced /inspired electronic creations... mostly complete demos... expect the odd
soundcloud.com
I should post a thing.
I'll post this until I think of a better thing.
Music demos from mostly the past year, as seen live at Yn Cruinnaght fringe... if you like #celtic influenced #dub #electronica and whatever else it is I do.
soundcloud.com/ingie/sets/k...
I'll post this until I think of a better thing.
Music demos from mostly the past year, as seen live at Yn Cruinnaght fringe... if you like #celtic influenced #dub #electronica and whatever else it is I do.
soundcloud.com/ingie/sets/k...
Classic spaceships from the film "Star Wars"
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Classic spaceships from the film "Star Wars"
"did you mean the bootleg beatles?"
no, search, i mean, as typed, "the bootle egg-beetles", i'm researching a humorous play on words.
no, search, i mean, as typed, "the bootle egg-beetles", i'm researching a humorous play on words.
October 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"did you mean the bootleg beatles?"
no, search, i mean, as typed, "the bootle egg-beetles", i'm researching a humorous play on words.
no, search, i mean, as typed, "the bootle egg-beetles", i'm researching a humorous play on words.
it took me 40+ years to write that joke, it's THAT GOOD
🎶 dummm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum In Debt! In Debt! In Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum
Accounts! 🎶
dmmm... dumm... dum dum In Debt! In Debt! In Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum
Accounts! 🎶
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
it took me 40+ years to write that joke, it's THAT GOOD
🎶 dummm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum In Debt! In Debt! In Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum
Accounts! 🎶
dmmm... dumm... dum dum In Debt! In Debt! In Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum
Accounts! 🎶
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🎶 dummm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum In Debt! In Debt! In Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum
Accounts! 🎶
dmmm... dumm... dum dum In Debt! In Debt! In Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum dum Bela Lugosi's Debt!
dmmm... dumm... dum
Accounts! 🎶
give me a couple of hours with a second hand Novation Launchpad mini, 2 mirrors, some python code, and a small plastic octopus...
and I'll give you a kaleidoscopic octopus disco, whether you need one or not.
and I'll give you a kaleidoscopic octopus disco, whether you need one or not.
July 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
give me a couple of hours with a second hand Novation Launchpad mini, 2 mirrors, some python code, and a small plastic octopus...
and I'll give you a kaleidoscopic octopus disco, whether you need one or not.
and I'll give you a kaleidoscopic octopus disco, whether you need one or not.
it's simpler to store data on a tortoise though.
blue peter solved this "animal data storage" decades ago, even proving rudimentary editing.
probably get gbytes onto a tortoise with a small enough pen, and a big enough tortoise.
plus a starling is more likely to just fuck off with your data.
blue peter solved this "animal data storage" decades ago, even proving rudimentary editing.
probably get gbytes onto a tortoise with a small enough pen, and a big enough tortoise.
plus a starling is more likely to just fuck off with your data.
July 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
it's simpler to store data on a tortoise though.
blue peter solved this "animal data storage" decades ago, even proving rudimentary editing.
probably get gbytes onto a tortoise with a small enough pen, and a big enough tortoise.
plus a starling is more likely to just fuck off with your data.
blue peter solved this "animal data storage" decades ago, even proving rudimentary editing.
probably get gbytes onto a tortoise with a small enough pen, and a big enough tortoise.
plus a starling is more likely to just fuck off with your data.
It's people commenting on their dislike/love of people commenting on their love/dislike of people commenting on their dislike/love of people commenting on their love/dislike of people commenting about their dislike/love of the weather all the way down.
July 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's people commenting on their dislike/love of people commenting on their love/dislike of people commenting on their dislike/love of people commenting on their love/dislike of people commenting about their dislike/love of the weather all the way down.
Literally* nothing worse than separating two bananas by hand and it accidentally peels part of the end of the banana you weren't going to eat next.
* apart from other things.
* apart from other things.
July 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Literally* nothing worse than separating two bananas by hand and it accidentally peels part of the end of the banana you weren't going to eat next.
* apart from other things.
* apart from other things.
For some reason I just got an earwurm of the 1978 world cup theme.
I wish I knew where my brain stored all this shit so I could index it and check what else is there, that probably needs erasing from my head drive.
I wish I knew where my brain stored all this shit so I could index it and check what else is there, that probably needs erasing from my head drive.
July 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For some reason I just got an earwurm of the 1978 world cup theme.
I wish I knew where my brain stored all this shit so I could index it and check what else is there, that probably needs erasing from my head drive.
I wish I knew where my brain stored all this shit so I could index it and check what else is there, that probably needs erasing from my head drive.
aside: skim read that and the line break on my screen res/font broke it at "I can ... toss a potato into the air
fryer early. Your mileage may vary, ...".
and I didn't know how many miles into the air I could toss a potato.
[ tho I guess just after leaving the hand it likely becomes an apple. ]
fryer early. Your mileage may vary, ...".
and I didn't know how many miles into the air I could toss a potato.
[ tho I guess just after leaving the hand it likely becomes an apple. ]
Caveat: I work remotely, so I can literally reach over and toss a potato into the air fryer early. Your mileage may vary, food prices are different by location, this is my own experience, please don’t let this be an Irish Butter Incident
July 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
aside: skim read that and the line break on my screen res/font broke it at "I can ... toss a potato into the air
fryer early. Your mileage may vary, ...".
and I didn't know how many miles into the air I could toss a potato.
[ tho I guess just after leaving the hand it likely becomes an apple. ]
fryer early. Your mileage may vary, ...".
and I didn't know how many miles into the air I could toss a potato.
[ tho I guess just after leaving the hand it likely becomes an apple. ]
Who's got the Friends Reunited "Winston Churchill Bot" code?
July 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Who's got the Friends Reunited "Winston Churchill Bot" code?
but what do "less" "like" and "this" mean?
does this mean 100% fewer cats?, 50%, 10%?
...or in prescriptive grammar, N% less of a cat, or N% less cat-like?
or fewer comparisons of animals to fruit?
smells like a smelly secret algorithm that'll go bad unless quantified.
does this mean 100% fewer cats?, 50%, 10%?
...or in prescriptive grammar, N% less of a cat, or N% less cat-like?
or fewer comparisons of animals to fruit?
smells like a smelly secret algorithm that'll go bad unless quantified.
To fine-tune your Discover feed, tap the three dots on any post and select “show more like this” or “show less like this.” It is learning your preferences 🤓
July 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
but what do "less" "like" and "this" mean?
does this mean 100% fewer cats?, 50%, 10%?
...or in prescriptive grammar, N% less of a cat, or N% less cat-like?
or fewer comparisons of animals to fruit?
smells like a smelly secret algorithm that'll go bad unless quantified.
does this mean 100% fewer cats?, 50%, 10%?
...or in prescriptive grammar, N% less of a cat, or N% less cat-like?
or fewer comparisons of animals to fruit?
smells like a smelly secret algorithm that'll go bad unless quantified.
Baked Beans get all the glory; but I think Heinz Lentil Soup is even better than Baked Beans straight out of the can, in the "you can just eat it out of the can" olympics.
July 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Baked Beans get all the glory; but I think Heinz Lentil Soup is even better than Baked Beans straight out of the can, in the "you can just eat it out of the can" olympics.
I mean, I know it's because they're small, because they need to be small, but why do micro-SD cards have to be so small.
Some days I wish I had a tiny spider monkey, trained in SD card management.
Some days I wish I had a tiny spider monkey, trained in SD card management.
July 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I mean, I know it's because they're small, because they need to be small, but why do micro-SD cards have to be so small.
Some days I wish I had a tiny spider monkey, trained in SD card management.
Some days I wish I had a tiny spider monkey, trained in SD card management.
An absolute chonk of a Manx cat just wandered into my kitchen. A double hair back legs twice the size of its front legs rumpy.
I said "hello you". It looked at me and reversed in a cartoon way; vewy vewy slowly, back out the door, staring at me as if to hypnotise me into thinking it wasn't there.
I said "hello you". It looked at me and reversed in a cartoon way; vewy vewy slowly, back out the door, staring at me as if to hypnotise me into thinking it wasn't there.
July 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
An absolute chonk of a Manx cat just wandered into my kitchen. A double hair back legs twice the size of its front legs rumpy.
I said "hello you". It looked at me and reversed in a cartoon way; vewy vewy slowly, back out the door, staring at me as if to hypnotise me into thinking it wasn't there.
I said "hello you". It looked at me and reversed in a cartoon way; vewy vewy slowly, back out the door, staring at me as if to hypnotise me into thinking it wasn't there.
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Expect that to say THREE RIDES £10! on it.
July 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Expect that to say THREE RIDES £10! on it.
2 minutes listening for the strange sounds coming from the walls...
... then 2 minutes staring at my effervescent vitamin c drink i was at the time carrying back from the kitchen.
... then 2 minutes staring at my effervescent vitamin c drink i was at the time carrying back from the kitchen.
July 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
2 minutes listening for the strange sounds coming from the walls...
... then 2 minutes staring at my effervescent vitamin c drink i was at the time carrying back from the kitchen.
... then 2 minutes staring at my effervescent vitamin c drink i was at the time carrying back from the kitchen.
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I’m already signing/dedicating a reasonably large pile of these. You can make the task even worse by ordering from here. And the funny thing is I WANT you to. What a needy, thirsty sort of existence.
SIGNED / DEDICATED copies of "One Minute Away", the new novel by @watsoncomedian.bsky.social are available to order from us!
It's published in next week, but if you get your order in quick, there's still time to get a dedication from Mark!
ORDER HERE
biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
It's published in next week, but if you get your order in quick, there's still time to get a dedication from Mark!
ORDER HERE
biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
July 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’m already signing/dedicating a reasonably large pile of these. You can make the task even worse by ordering from here. And the funny thing is I WANT you to. What a needy, thirsty sort of existence.
The titular vampire gestures inside..
TITULA
Enter of your own free will.
HARKER
Thank you Count...Titular?
TITULA
Titul-aah!
HARKER
Aaaaah.
TITULA
Yes...
And you can probably end this now.
HARKER
?
TITULA
Well, it was all in the first few lines really.
TITULA
Enter of your own free will.
HARKER
Thank you Count...Titular?
TITULA
Titul-aah!
HARKER
Aaaaah.
TITULA
Yes...
And you can probably end this now.
HARKER
?
TITULA
Well, it was all in the first few lines really.
July 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The titular vampire gestures inside..
TITULA
Enter of your own free will.
HARKER
Thank you Count...Titular?
TITULA
Titul-aah!
HARKER
Aaaaah.
TITULA
Yes...
And you can probably end this now.
HARKER
?
TITULA
Well, it was all in the first few lines really.
TITULA
Enter of your own free will.
HARKER
Thank you Count...Titular?
TITULA
Titul-aah!
HARKER
Aaaaah.
TITULA
Yes...
And you can probably end this now.
HARKER
?
TITULA
Well, it was all in the first few lines really.
It's not a pet lion, it's a lion.
July 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's not a pet lion, it's a lion.
Dance like no one is looking.
Email like no one is going to read it.
Email like no one is going to read it.
July 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Dance like no one is looking.
Email like no one is going to read it.
Email like no one is going to read it.
I like that folk subtitle more, but there's a reason why traditional subtitles look dull; It needs to be at least phrases, with same size/ left justification in clear font with contrast. It's really hard to parse context when centre aligned coloured single words keep flashing at me.
blipsubs hurt.
blipsubs hurt.
PLEASE.
STOP.
IT.
WITH.
THESE.
RAPID.
COLOURED.
SUBTITLES.
IN.
TYPE.
WRITER.
TYPE.
FACES.
THAT.
FORCE.
MY.
READ.
ING.
VOICE.
TO.
SPEAK.
LIKE.
SHAT.
NER.
ON.
CO.
CAINE.
AND.
THAT.
GIVE.
ME.
A.
HEAD.
ACHE.
STOP.
IT.
WITH.
THESE.
RAPID.
COLOURED.
SUBTITLES.
IN.
TYPE.
WRITER.
TYPE.
FACES.
THAT.
FORCE.
MY.
READ.
ING.
VOICE.
TO.
SPEAK.
LIKE.
SHAT.
NER.
ON.
CO.
CAINE.
AND.
THAT.
GIVE.
ME.
A.
HEAD.
ACHE.
July 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I like that folk subtitle more, but there's a reason why traditional subtitles look dull; It needs to be at least phrases, with same size/ left justification in clear font with contrast. It's really hard to parse context when centre aligned coloured single words keep flashing at me.
blipsubs hurt.
blipsubs hurt.
PLEASE.
STOP.
IT.
WITH.
THESE.
RAPID.
COLOURED.
SUBTITLES.
IN.
TYPE.
WRITER.
TYPE.
FACES.
THAT.
FORCE.
MY.
READ.
ING.
VOICE.
TO.
SPEAK.
LIKE.
SHAT.
NER.
ON.
CO.
CAINE.
AND.
THAT.
GIVE.
ME.
A.
HEAD.
ACHE.
STOP.
IT.
WITH.
THESE.
RAPID.
COLOURED.
SUBTITLES.
IN.
TYPE.
WRITER.
TYPE.
FACES.
THAT.
FORCE.
MY.
READ.
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VOICE.
TO.
SPEAK.
LIKE.
SHAT.
NER.
ON.
CO.
CAINE.
AND.
THAT.
GIVE.
ME.
A.
HEAD.
ACHE.
July 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
PLEASE.
STOP.
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WITH.
THESE.
RAPID.
COLOURED.
SUBTITLES.
IN.
TYPE.
WRITER.
TYPE.
FACES.
THAT.
FORCE.
MY.
READ.
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VOICE.
TO.
SPEAK.
LIKE.
SHAT.
NER.
ON.
CO.
CAINE.
AND.
THAT.
GIVE.
ME.
A.
HEAD.
ACHE.
STOP.
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WITH.
THESE.
RAPID.
COLOURED.
SUBTITLES.
IN.
TYPE.
WRITER.
TYPE.
FACES.
THAT.
FORCE.
MY.
READ.
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VOICE.
TO.
SPEAK.
LIKE.
SHAT.
NER.
ON.
CO.
CAINE.
AND.
THAT.
GIVE.
ME.
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HEAD.
ACHE.
🎶 Doo dee doo de do dee
Do do Doo bedee doop doo
You want moobs like Taggart,
I got moobs like Taggart
Do do Doo bedee doop doo
You want moobs like Taggart,
I got moobs like Taggart
July 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
🎶 Doo dee doo de do dee
Do do Doo bedee doop doo
You want moobs like Taggart,
I got moobs like Taggart
Do do Doo bedee doop doo
You want moobs like Taggart,
I got moobs like Taggart
Forgot to put out my Tynwald day sack, didn't get any Tynwald presents.
Some folk tell me this isn't a thing, but it's definitely a þing.
It's one of the oldest þings.
Some folk tell me this isn't a thing, but it's definitely a þing.
It's one of the oldest þings.
July 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Forgot to put out my Tynwald day sack, didn't get any Tynwald presents.
Some folk tell me this isn't a thing, but it's definitely a þing.
It's one of the oldest þings.
Some folk tell me this isn't a thing, but it's definitely a þing.
It's one of the oldest þings.